「Hey friend, what's your name?」又係熟悉嘅對話，已經唔知係第幾次聽到了，我繼續向前行。
「I'm not cheating, I like to make friends with you.」所有騙子都會話自己唔係騙子，越強調自己唔係騙子嘅通常都係騙子，我繼續向前行。
「I'm a university student, I can show you Udiapur.」喂你個樣點睇都唔似學生wor！不過唔知點解見佢咁死纏爛打，又激起我好奇心好想睇下佢玩咩。我同佢講我今日剛到，要去咗guest house check-in先，之後我地交換咗whatsapp，佢叫Shasha，佢叫我settle down之後就可以搵佢。原來印度呢邊都係流行whatsapp，我先後認識咗幾個印度人都係用whatspp黎交流。
返到guest house check-in完，馬上沖返個熱水涼，然後喺張床唔覺意訓著咗，一扎醒就已經係三點半。睇一睇個電話見到Shasha傳咗好多個messages俾我，唔知係咪驚我會走咗佬咁。
〝Hi friend how are you?〞
〝You fresh up?〞
〝Where are you?〞
〝You can come my place to eat my uncle"
〝Best food and view in town〞
〝Closed to you〞
睇黎我真係好攰，俾佢炸咗咁多野都唔醒。我同佢講我訓咗陣，而家要出去搵野食，不過我唔想去佢uncle度食，我想食一間我喺trip advisor見到評價好高嘅café。佢係咁同我講唔好食，話佢uncle好食d，但我冇理到佢，睇住google map行咗去間café。我order咗個薯仔做嘅薄餅同一杯士多啤梨lassi，點知食食下Shasha無啦啦黎咗搵我。
「Hey bro, you are here.」廢話我咪同咗你講我黎呢度食囉！
「Oh bro, is this iPhone X? My brother has one too.」然後經過咗2日相機我唔覺得佢真係有brother，應該係吹水多，而且我去咗印度兩星期只係見過一個印度人用iphone X，而且嗰個係一個醫生。佢仲要即刻拎我部電話影咗張相post上我個ig story...
「Hey bro you finished? Let's go to my uncle's place.」喂你咪見我岩岩食飽囉，仲去你uncle度做乜春。
「Bro I tell you my uncle place has the best view.」OKOK，我實在頂唔順，我決定跟佢去睇下‥