有日屎忽痕一條友去印度食左半個月咖哩

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2018-02-21 09:05:22
雖然多了陣咖哩味,但少咗陣亞視味


睇到都覺好笑 樓主文筆
2018-02-21 11:25:05
真係好似陳展鵬
印度人之中佢其實都算靚仔

好好睇,求樓主多D update
2018-02-21 15:03:04
「Hey friend, what's your name?」又係熟悉嘅對話,已經唔知係第幾次聽到了,我繼續向前行。
「I'm not cheating, I like to make friends with you.」所有騙子都會話自己唔係騙子,越強調自己唔係騙子嘅通常都係騙子,我繼續向前行。
「I'm a university student, I can show you Udiapur.」喂你個樣點睇都唔似學生wor!不過唔知點解見佢咁死纏爛打,又激起我好奇心好想睇下佢玩咩。我同佢講我今日剛到,要去咗guest house check-in先,之後我地交換咗whatsapp,佢叫Shasha,佢叫我settle down之後就可以搵佢。原來印度呢邊都係流行whatsapp,我先後認識咗幾個印度人都係用whatspp黎交流。

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返到guest house check-in完,馬上沖返個熱水涼,然後喺張床唔覺意訓著咗,一扎醒就已經係三點半。睇一睇個電話見到Shasha傳咗好多個messages俾我,唔知係咪驚我會走咗佬咁。
〝Hi friend how are you?〞
〝You fresh up?〞
〝Where are you?〞
〝You can come my place to eat my uncle"
〝restaurant〞
〝Best food and view in town〞
〝Closed to you〞
睇黎我真係好攰,俾佢炸咗咁多野都唔醒。我同佢講我訓咗陣,而家要出去搵野食,不過我唔想去佢uncle度食,我想食一間我喺trip advisor見到評價好高嘅café。佢係咁同我講唔好食,話佢uncle好食d,但我冇理到佢,睇住google map行咗去間café。我order咗個薯仔做嘅薄餅同一杯士多啤梨lassi,點知食食下Shasha無啦啦黎咗搵我。



「Hey bro, you are here.」廢話我咪同咗你講我黎呢度食囉!
「Oh bro, is this iPhone X? My brother has one too.」然後經過咗2日相機我唔覺得佢真係有brother,應該係吹水多,而且我去咗印度兩星期只係見過一個印度人用iphone X,而且嗰個係一個醫生。佢仲要即刻拎我部電話影咗張相post上我個ig story...
「Hey bro you finished? Let's go to my uncle's place.」喂你咪見我岩岩食飽囉,仲去你uncle度做乜春。
「Bro I tell you my uncle place has the best view.」OKOK,我實在頂唔順,我決定跟佢去睇下‥

2018-02-21 15:03:49
多謝多謝
會努力update
2018-02-21 15:04:40
有d 眼濕濕


要睇埋個幾幅圖上面d字
2018-02-21 15:05:28
送副太陽眼鏡畀佢啦


佢真係想拎走我副超
2018-02-21 15:34:06
2018-02-21 15:35:05
2018-02-21 15:54:33
2018-02-21 16:33:28
eat my uncle

條友都幾恐怖特登上黎餐廳捕你
2018-02-21 17:01:48
留名睇中伏
2018-02-21 18:24:15




五點半,太陽開始落山,夕陽映照下嘅Udaipur顯得更加靚。原來Shasha所講嘅Uncle’s place係一間guest house樓上嘅rooftop restaurant,我估應該係帶到客上去有commission收個種,我即係昅一昅個menu,好在都算係正常收費。我同佢講我岩岩食完野,所以飲杯咖啡就ok。









一邊睇住日落,一邊聽Shasha講佢嘅故事。佢話自己同女朋友分咗手幾個月,不過上個月剛剛識咗個日本妹,然後嗰晚佢地飲酒飲到醉醉地,佢送個女仔返guest house嗰陣就發生咗關係,佢話個日本妹好lum佢,而佢亦有當正佢係女朋友咁,話下年要去日本搵佢。講真,印度人講嘅野,我覺得有三成真已經算好多,可能食女嗰part係真嘅,至於其他我都係聽下就算,不過睇得出印度人真係好鍾意講性呢個話題,成日傾傾下計佢地就會講咗去性經驗上。







天黑後先發現原來今日係Bluemoon,亦即係超級月亮,Shasha就帶咗我去一個再高d嘅地方,可以清楚咁睇到成個月亮。人地話外國嘅月亮特別圓,其實都係岩架,喺香港呢個石屎森林,周圍都係高樓大廈包住晒,唔好話睇到天上嘅月亮,淨係搵個唔俾對面樓望到自己嘅單位可能就已經好難‥印度雖然窮,但起碼佢地都仲可以擁有到滿天星星。

傾咗成兩個鐘,我話我差唔多要走啦,然後佢叫我等陣,我見過走左過去同嗰個稱為uncle嘅人傾咗幾句,之後佢uncle望一望我,就向我走埋黎,死啦!佢地係咪打算唔俾我走呀?我捉實枱面隻叉,有d咩事都可以拎黎自衛。

「Hey, Shasha told me that you have a nice camera, can you take me a picture?」然後佢笑笑口咁指下我部相機。「Oh, sure.」我幫佢影咗張相send俾佢,臨走嗰陣佢仲俾咗個8折我添。



我覺得Shasha嘅本質都係個好人黎嘅,佢仲話聽日放假可以車我去d遠d嘅景點玩。我話等我聽朝起身再聯絡佢啦,而我只係想出去行下,影下呢個城市咁靚嘅夜景。







2018-02-21 19:00:51
遇到shasha呢類人真係唔知信唔信好
遇過幾次又信過幾次之後,我都係傾向唔信
不過都係睇地方
2018-02-21 19:12:15
有時遇到啲太熱情既人 就算佢係好人都會周身唔聚財
但過左好耐回想返 又會覺得都唔錯 好特別
2018-02-21 19:13:14
咁煩既條友
2018-02-21 20:28:53
2018-02-21 22:57:59
係呀
不過我就傾向想相信人多d
2018-02-21 22:58:43

會好似有被害妄想症咁諗佢會幾時露出馬腳
2018-02-21 22:58:58
其實ok 既
都nice 既
2018-02-21 23:35:58
一起身見到咁多msg

仲會走佢搵你

好痴漢feel

係乜野造成佢地咁想識朋友, 你又唔係女
2018-02-21 23:54:40
呢種半信半疑既狀態好阻礙交流
但係試過信任印度佬又真係易中伏
2018-02-22 02:34:51
一路睇好似自己都有份去咁
2018-02-22 17:28:56
魔鬼同我講,Shasha一定想搵你笨,只係等緊幾時出手姐,要時刻保持警覺唔好落搭!另一邊箱,天使遊說緊我人同人之間係講個信字,唔好郁d就去懷疑其他人,可能人地都係想同你做個朋友姐。我承認,我自己係有d精神緊張嘅,不過我都係偏向聽天使嘅說話,就係佢真係扼我,我又有幾多野俾佢扼丫講真。






外觀上的確幾有氣派既

第二日朝早,我冇搵Shasha住,自己行去睇咗guest house附近個City Palace先。尋晚喺對岸影夜景嗰陣已經覺得好靚,所以點都要入去打返個轉。City Palace有差唔多400年歷史,而由於佢位於Lake Pichola東岸嘅高處,所以佢另一個亮點就係可以由高處俯瞰成個Udaipur嘅景色。好記得當時入去個陣有幾個印度叔叔嬸嬸旅行團,佢地比起大陸d大媽更瘋狂,睇到咩都要篤下望下影下,我就覺得佢地反而俾博物館入面d死物更加有趣啦!










居高臨下,只見一片白色小屋,唔講真係以為自己去左第二個國家,唔怪得呢度叫White City..



當我行得差唔多想走個陣,Shasha就text場我,我成日懷疑佢到底係咪偷偷跟住我,點解d時間可以咁鬼準。佢話佢同個朋友係ghat度hae緊,叫我過去join佢地,咁我見又冇乜野做,所以就去會一會佢地。點知我一去到就俾Shasha拉咗出去跳舞,唔知係咪平時笑得多d大媽跳廣場舞,估唔到我自己都有俾印度人捉出去跳印度廣場舞嘅一日,不過身處異地周圍人又唔多,我d面皮都學晒印度人越來越厚,所以又跳得幾開心嘅。




廣場外好多呢d市集










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