點解HKU香港大學啲英文都可以咁柒

You take my umbrella, your spring pocket will be barbecued.

XGU

Please don’t take away others’ J.

Please taking home an umbrella only yours

Please take your umbrella by bus

If no ur umbrellaaaaaaa, no take

no umbrella no take

Suck my balls

Grab 已經有人睇唔明啦

Don’t take away others umbrella

有幾人撚難呀屌⋯⋯

Make sure you’re taking your own umbrella
請只取走自己的雨傘

Take your umbrella only

Please check whether the umbrella belongs to you before you take it away

or

If you pick up an umbrella, please check whether it is yours before you take it away.

咁累贅

偷遮死全家，
Don’t steal umbrella

Take your own umbrella bitch
屌，攞自己遮

睇咗成編，你寫得最好，簡單易明

diu, 邊L個take my umbrella

don't take others umbrella

Grammarly helps you be concise.

Please/Kindly check before taking the umbrella.
或者比較直接
Do not take away others' umbrellas.
Only take your umbrella.

請勿取走他人雨傘。

英文同中文本質唔同，讀者嘅文化背景都唔同，英文多數比較直接，尤其是好多時英文要多個words去表達一個好簡單嘅中文phrase。請勿英文就係Do not/ no, 好少會please do not，因為Do not 嘅語氣係order。例如請勿吸煙，No smoking，而啲signs上面好少寫please do not smoke. Please多謝係用起reminder度。例如please mind the platform gap.

最重要係，標語本身就唔應該冗長，唔洗乜都畫公仔畫出腸。例如叫人唔好食煙，你唔會話請不要燃點並吸食香煙，please do not light up and smoke cigarettes。讀得個sign嘅人唔會望住佢太耐或者諗太多，所以寫出個重點，知你噏乜，直截了當就得，你寫到又冗又長只會令人TLDR。

而起呢個情況下，英文應該係check就夠，check if the umbrella is yours其實有啲當人白痴同accuse拎遮嘅人會偷遮。雖然大家都知，但無必要寫到出腸。

英文呢三句有唔同意思同語氣，視乎出標示嘅人想提醒定警戒人，formal or not. 仲有英美式嘅分別。

中文我諗唔到有咩辦法寫得婉轉啲。但都係嗰句，無人會睇到個sign就覺得offended，帶到主題就得。

Please make sure the umbrella belongs to you before taking it away.