點解HKU香港大學啲英文都可以咁柒

講極你都唔明白
明明個header 係reminder
點解一定要用佢個tone instruct 人哋點撚做？

幫朕check下

落雨天, 我本身就冇帶遮, 順手牽羊攞咗人地把遮走

唔好自以為是係度thinking out of the box
你仲係好堅持自己句野語意冇錯嘅話, 一係你假膠, 一係你語言有啲障礙, 可以試下搵書或者搵人幫下你

Fuck u, don't steal my umbrella, bitch!

變咗俾人拎錯遮係自己抵撚死

Take only your own umbrella.

Take your own umbrella

Take you own umbrella ONLY.

nagger whatever dont just dont do it

我唔係一路覆你個個巴打
但係個reminder本身就係想叫人唔好亂拎人野
你個句表達唔到的,只有叫人記得拎遮走

Please confirm you got the right umbrella
請檢查你的雨傘是否屬於自己

Just take your own umbrella.

原來係咁
不過我都係覺得加咗會順口啲

Please ensure you are taking your own umbrella.
請勿誤拿他人的雨傘。

算係客氣咁講。

你中意係個框框內諗野 我幫唔到你

It is a friendly reminder that remind you that please kindly check that if the umbrella you are taking is the one that belongs to you but not others before you take it away.

仲柒

偷嘢死全家咪得

個重點應該係大學呢D地方唔想講自己呢到好撚多偷遮賊,所以寫d wordings 唔係咁直接,想講D人只係拎錯遮所以提你唔好拎錯遮咁

呢個我唔識評
感覺都係講好多遮係到唔見左咁