點解HKU香港大學啲英文都可以咁柒

Take umbrella you own.

吐痰請往窗外

What’s Up Man! Check this out! Negra

Double check before taking your OWN umbrella.

冗長
而家唔係叫你寫essay
Reminder 應該簡潔
Please take your “own” umbrella
其實夠皮 達意就得
Native 唔會同你咬文嚼字 咩語境
咩英文差 先寫得咁簡單blah blah blah
填鴨教育英文 搞到你地諗得太多
事實上你講得太花巧
Native 問番你 你講嘜柒？

Fuck you!

this is 10/10

5** example

因為告示係用imperative

你啱

想睇吓話成個po冇乜幾個係正常英文嗰啲人會寫乜

Just take your umbrella

Please make sure that it is your umbrella before you take it away?

樓豬就係嗰種無料又要笑鳩人英文差嘅人
R自尊感

Don’t take others umbrella la diu

Please check whether the umbrella belongs to you before you leave

Do not appropriate umbrella belonging to another

Don’t be beggar
Take your umbrella

Hey fool, please check ur umbrella before u leave.