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第1句幾好 簡潔傳神

Dont take my umbrella dickhead!

其實上面巴打講得岩
唔好太拘泥譯哂成句

何況本身中文果句都係太長氣

take your own umbrella 也好
甚至無subject咁講
Check before you take
短短地應該更岩做呢d水牌

成個post 最正常呢句

是但啦, 睇得明就得啦

屌你認真嫁？

don't take the wrong umbrella ar!

後面個啲有浸毅進仔味

點樣要咁撚惡？
依個情況係friendly reminder.

精簡

無謂嘅重覆、形容。簡單黎講就係言簡意賅，即係簡潔易明。

Please make sure that is your umbrella before taking it
Check撚清先好拎

please check whether the umbrella belongs to you before you take it away?

Please don’t take other’s umbrella away ?

TYOU

Ensure 有包含咁嘅意思

你講笑咋

Do not take away others' belongings.

Do not take others' belongings away

Please ensure the umbrella you take belongs to you

簡而清

Please make sure the umbrella is yours before you take it away.
係你既先好拎走 DLLM

都係太冗長 其實係華人先咁撚避忌直屌
根本個主旨係叫人唔好偷遮
直接Don't steal / Please do NOT steal others' umbrella 已經好準確

Please bring away your own umbrella only
請勿誤取他人雨傘