I AM NOT CRAZY! (Beat) I am not crazy! I know he swapped those names, I knew he was the Jesse Pinkman — one of all time favourite TV Drama “Breaking Bad”, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never, never! I just-I just couldn't prove it! H-H-He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at Netflix to lie for him!
You think this is something, you think this is bad, this, this chicanery? He's done worse. He’s duplicating himself in HBO’s “Westworld”! Are you telling me that a man just happens to be “Todd” and also to be “Jesse” like that? No, he orchestrated it! Aaron Paul! He defecated through a sunroof!
And I saved him in the IMDb favourite list! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own favourite list! What was I thinking?! He'll never change. He'll never change, ever since he was 9, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of all time best animation show and all time best drama show(s). "But not our Aaron, couldn't be precious Aaron!" Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be himself Aaron Paul in all time best reality show “The Price is Right”?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him, you—
(Chuck realizes he's ranting)