You think this is bad? This, this chicanery?
She’s done worse.
That taxi crash: are you telling me that his son crashed his taxi into a van just like that? No, she orchestrated it.
Carol. She defecated through a sunroof, and I saved her. I shouldn't have.
I took her into this show. What was I thinking? She’ll never change. She’ll never change. Ever since she was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. But not our Carol - couldn't be precious Carol! Stealing them blind, and SHE gets to be a Stephen Colbert guest? What a sick joke! I should have stopped her when I had the chance. And you, you have to stop her!