香港有幾多人有能力用英文閒話家常

我反而business/academic english超差
Dse得speaking係5
平時番工會周不時同鬼佬吹水

去interview一黎就同人講whatsup dude

I’m good.
Seriously?
We need to talk.
睇美劇成日有呢幾句

負評我啲人係咪英文太廢以為我派膠

agger呢啲場景我都係講please go ahead
連登仔成日overthink人地會唔明
無人會咁都唔明問番你go ahead where囉

我受夠喇 我唔會再幫你執房
Shit. Never help you tidy up your room again.
沖涼浴缸 點轉去水喉 唔想用花灑
How to transfer the water to tap? Don’t want to use shower.
如果唔係佢幫手 你一早死左啦
You’re finished if he didn’t help you.
邊個整到成張梳化都係餅乾碎
How made the sofa all broken biscuits?
唔係話唔鐘意你 但你可唔可以正經少少
I do like you, but you better to be more serious.
做咩有罐飲淨既可樂係廚房
Why there is an opened coke at kitchen?
你再一邊飲可樂 一邊禁ipad 我就罰你一星期無ipad
Stop drinking coke and playing ipad at the same time, otherwise no more ipad in next week.
你快手啦啦 你5分鐘都未得 我就出門口唔等你
Hurry up, I will go if you are not already in 5 minutes.
你地可唔可以打少5秒交
Can’t you all stop for 5 seconds?

全部小學生英文求指教
同埋英文真係環境迫出黎
去旅行唔會怕講 反而係香港講會怕比人笑

1. I’m not gonna do your room
2. How to turn water to tap i want to use tub
3. You are dead if it wasn’t him
4. Who did those crumble on couch
5. I like you but could you just be serious?
6. Who left unfinished coke in kitchen?
7. Stop drinking coke and use the iPad or I’ll take it.
8. Hurry
9. Stop fighting

Movement:
1. Brush, go up an down
2. Scope
3. Assemble
4. Skinless fish

可能連登仔會覺得我英文好廢
但至少我平時同鬼佬講嘢佢地明

真 學術上正常對答 一普通吹水收哂皮

潛撚左去邊呀廢柴藍絲

其實都睇你咩u既 8大唔係三大 都唔係個個得

Calm your tits

呢啲真係住落買下買下就識嫁啦
一開始肯定唔識嫁，錯錯下就會識，呢啲係成長必經階段黎喎

閒話家常好容易
要講政治講arts先難

knock it off 都得

Bro I’m done with your shit I’m not cleaning after your shit no more

For my bathtub how do I use my tap? I don’t want to use the shower head

You would have been dead if it wasn’t for his help lmao

Bro who the fuck left crumbs all over the couch wtf

Yo it’s not that I don’t like you but can you please be serious

Why is there a clean can of coke in the kitchen wtf

Bro if you keep using your iPad while you drink imma take away your iPad for a week

Bro hurry up if you’re not done with your shit in 5 minutes I’m leaving

Bro can you guys stop fighting for 5 seconds


Actions
Brushing up and down

Scoop up your veggies

Building a lego figure

Skinning a fish/ removing the skin from a fish

Come on blood Arteta out

上第一句：ng show 9 la

樓主開口埋口三大DSE，定係學生嚟？
local 學生又要唔計住個外國嘅人，呢個結果正常啦下話？
但係其實只要做過有鬼佬嘅公司幾年，啲small talk 都關晒啦
mnc做嘅香港人 conversational 英文一定好過好多住London班法國佬瑞士佬，東歐人就更啦
不過其實冇人會理


利申
歐美etc 5 6 個國家做過嘢
同埋好多地方嘅formal / casual 英文都好好，例如馬來西亞一定好過香港加上較貼近美國culture嘢，但係咁又點

source: trust me bro

本身教興趣班
無lum過原來我要粵語普通話英文兩文三語教學
真係想老闆有翻D良心 加我人工

上堂用英文普通話教外國同新移民細路畫畫
見佢地都應該明我意思 會答我ok understand
仲試過用英文鬧細路
話你地唔可以唔認真上堂架！

同埋幾次外國人問路
都係用簡單英文即時回應就算
對方應該都聽得明...掛？

中學之後就無認真學英文
基本上都係靠睇美劇 綜藝同聽Pop維持水平

以前上堂d tutor都好鍾意講自己野閒話家常吹水wor

唔好咁緊張 慢慢講
人地會明白嫁

我讀中中
英文speaking 4 ielts 7.5
中學係睇睇劇睇新聞逐句讀咁土炮學英文
所以我應該係香港人努力下就會去到的lvl

大學個陣做義工都會同鬼佬吹水
後來跟左鬼佬波士做野
暫時係外國一年
同同學傾計無問題
佢地慣左有唔同國家人
有口音都聽得明

go la diu li lo mo , i ng lun in la

可以學埋人地既節奏添
利申 睇friends

I am not your bro, mate.