香港有幾多人有能力用英文閒話家常

呢個問題好嚴重

有無人試下翻譯下：
我受夠喇 我唔會再幫你執房
沖涼浴缸 點轉去水喉 唔想用花灑
如果唔係佢幫手 你一早死左啦
邊個整到成張梳化都係餅乾碎
唔係話唔鐘意你 但你可唔可以正經少少
做咩有罐飲淨既可樂係廚房
你再一邊飲可樂 一邊禁ipad 我就罰你一星期無ipad
你快手啦啦 你5分鐘都未得 我就出門口唔等你
你地可唔可以打少5秒交

動作：
油油果陣 ＞掃上掃落＜
炒完菜 ＞鏟起d菜＜
砌lego
起左層魚皮
暫時諗到呢d

英文差但試下玩先

我受夠喇 我唔會再幫你執房
I am done with it, I won’t clean your room anymore
沖涼浴缸 點轉去水喉 唔想用花灑
How to change the drain pipe of the bath tub? I don’t want to use the shower
如果唔係佢幫手 你一早死左啦
If he hadn’t help you, you would have died already
邊個整到成張梳化都係餅乾碎
Who made the cookies all over the sofa
唔係話唔鐘意你 但你可唔可以正經少少
I am not saying I don’t like you, but can you be a bit serious?
做咩有罐飲淨既可樂係廚房
Who put an unfinished coke in the kitchen?
你再一邊飲可樂 一邊禁ipad 我就罰你一星期無ipad
If you play the iPad while drinking a coke again, I will ban you from using it for a week
你快手啦啦 你5分鐘都未得 我就出門口唔等你
Hurry up! If you are not ready in 5 minutes, I will go without you
你地可唔可以打少5秒交
Can you guys stop fighting for 5 seconds?

動作：
油油果陣 ＞掃上掃落＜
Sweep up and down
炒完菜 ＞鏟起d菜＜
Dish up
砌lego
Build something with the Lego
起左層魚皮
Remove the (fish) skin

有啲typo 同睇錯，更正一下

就算去加拿大都大把人平時一句英文都唔講
睇你咩圈子嘅啫

我見 just now 如果擺係最頭多數講緊依一刻 類似at this moment ，咁係咪應該跟present tense or present continuous tense。但係佢又似想講頭先上緊堂嗰陣發生， 所以用past continuous tense , 講啱啱過咗去嘅事just now 好似通常擺句尾。 究竟just now嘅擺位係咪會影響佢嘅意思? 有冇高手指教下

No offence but please be more serious on this
Why is there a leftover coke in the kitchen
If u keep drinking coke and playing with the ipad i will ban you from using it for a week
Be quick, i will leave without u after 5 minutes
Can u two not fighting for 5 seconds

利 英文2 請屌

Hey, listen! Making mistake for people speaking in second language is normal.

After all, your example mistake doesn't even affect communication.

其實未必係唔得
主要係冇自信
香港人好撚閪 講錯少少或者啲口音唔好聽就恥笑你

溝通得到唔難，但要講得好地道，用字遣詞樣直情好似鬼佬一樣，唔長期喺外國生活係好歹難做得到。

我老襟係英國人，日常聚會溝通冇問題。

冇錯just now係跟present / pre cont.
因為just now意思就係講緊而家呢一刻

唔用just now而揀用past cont都得﹐配合說話內容可以比人一「正話發生咗」嘅感覺

邏輯上嚟睇兩者係當然唔同﹐但係日常生活中you can opt for either one 因為其實正常溝通係唔會咁介意你講緊嗰個現在式係咪真係而家呢1秒簡單來講即係人哋get到你發生咩事就可以。

just now + past cont. 就係兩樣都要，唔嗲唔吊。
人哋唔會唔明你講咩﹐但係會覺得好夾硬。

try try: less is more. 真實口語係唔需要太多字面意思. 場景係度, 對話人係會明.

我受夠喇 我唔會再幫你執房
=屌你啦,屌你, 你自己搞啦.
Fuck me, fuck you, go fuck yourself.
沖涼浴缸 點轉去水喉 唔想用花灑
fucking bath, fuck the ass, how to fuck with it?
如果唔係佢幫手 你一早死左啦
No fucking help? You fucked.
邊個整到成張梳化都係餅乾碎
Fuck the couch and fuck me. (I'm the one to clean up in the sentence tone)
唔係話唔鐘意你 但你可唔可以正經少少
Fuck...fuck me harder, ok?
做咩有罐飲淨既可樂係廚房
WTF, coke in the kitchen.
你再一邊飲可樂 一邊禁ipad 我就罰你一星期無ipad
No ipad if you fuck around with coke and ipad again.
你快手啦啦 你5分鐘都未得 我就出門口唔等你
Fucking hurry, 5mins or fucking gone.
你地可唔可以打少5秒交
Take a fucking break for 5s.

I will take the next one.

People will laugh at your accent and grammar, no la too 7

口音唔係問題，唔同地方嘅人嘅口音係會有少少唔同，
但係你有冇聽過支那仔講英文，
你根本聽唔明佢講乜撚嘢

補充：just now前後擺位係 唔會 影響個意思

個意思基本上點樣都唔會影響﹐就算你Grammar犯左我頭先講嘅錯誤都真係無傷大雅。係會有啲尷尬

而至於點解通常某一啲時態會配合一個句式﹐我真係答你唔到﹐只可以話好大程度上係約定俗成﹐有啲係唔會任何影響﹐只不過人哋慣咗咁樣講。


利申唔識有錯請賜教

諗起好多年前舊登有人post過一篇作文叫人狠評，下面一堆人捉鳩樓主英文差，grammar錯，笑人廢，ielts最多4.5分。點知最後樓主貼左source，原來係ETS入面既GRE範文黎

香港好多人覺得英文好=高級人，笑人英文廢可以建立自信。但其實英文只不過係溝通工具黎，無論grammar正確與否只要雙方decode到就得啦
就好似香港人寫中文都大把文法錯誤同歐化句，但大家都明白對方講咩，咁就已經達到語言既目的。咁當然有則改之，無則加勉，但千奇唔好好似啲濕鳩香港人咁笑人英文

又唔好咁樣歧視人
美國鄉下佬啲口音
英國啲奇怪口音
就算native speaker都唔會聽得明

you are so handsome
you are so smart
thank you much

多謝你啊師兄
夜麻麻都咁認真覆我

其實係，但真係怕俾人笑，唉

但係起碼呢啲人都係講緊英文
班支那仔定係唔知佢噏乜鳩，已經唔係淨係口音嘅問題係連正常表達都做唔到

同埋美國鄉下佬嘅口音我唔知啦，但係蘇格蘭口音冇傳聞中咁難頂