香港有幾多人有能力用英文閒話家常

我一開始都覺得唔得
但你講多左就得
而家已經可以用英文思考

1. Screw it, I won't give a shit about ur room anymore

2. How do I use the tap? I don't wanna use the shower.

3. You r fucked if it wasn't for me

4. The sofa is full of crumbs, who did it?

5. I'm not hating on u, but can u be a bit more serious?

6. Why is there a can of coke in the kitchen?

7/8/9 都冇人咁講野 點譯呀ching

呢個叫topicalization

因爲最尾所有關於英文嘅討論都會邊左文法討論
以連登仔嘅文法標準
英國人 美國人英文都唔多得
好似頭兩頁咁
全部講講下就變左講文法 講詞彙 講字眼
而基本上就係同一班人 將講英文嘅標準set到無限咁高
然之後批鬥香港人英文差
應該要開個post講點樣用最簡單嘅字眼 在文法唔錯得晒嘅情況之下
作日常溝通
咁先有討論價值

諗起會漏咗s ed就唔想講了

God I’m so sick of it,I will never help you cleaning up your room again.

Hey how can I switch off the shower head ? Try to take a bath here

If he doesn’t help you,you’re dead already

Who made the cookies crumbles all over the couch?

I mean I didn’t say I don’t like you but can you at least act normal ?

Why there’s a half coke leaf on the kitchen table?

If you keep drinking coke and using you iPad at the same time ,I’m gonna take it away from you for a week

hurry up ! Dude you are doing the same thing for 5 minutes ,I’m gonna leave without you.

Can you guys literally just stop fighting for 5 seconds.

語法錯，串錯字，用錯字麻煩屌得細力啲

6 半罐可樂點譯？

Btw 我知翻譯無對錯 有好多方法去演繹 但第4 我想表達到係 當時好嬲 想一句過一氣呵成

Btw i understand that there is no right or wrong in translation, there are different approaches, but for 4, what i m trying to convey is that i was angry at that time and want to finish the sentence in one sentence

樓主咪就係想人唔敢講 因為佢唔識英文聽唔明

7 8 9 有人咁講架 同埋 咁真係有咁既情況架嘛

Situation 7 8 9 is possible in daily life,

每日英文input隨時多過你
我呢個po係想講英文我口講我心唔係你想像中咁易

plz give me a boo woo wo woda

0岩，好多時日常回話某d 意思表達唔到。但好奇怪飲酒後high high 地就比較流利，個英式思路好似connect 到咁

岩
鬼佬都唔會講perfect english
人地會話唔係要求你講perfect english
係要你講英文快狠準用最短既字講到重點

上過好多 cpa pd communications 堂好多都係話你要接受你講野係唔會perfect, but it's okay

利申：我Cpa加拿大做野考

識同工人姐姐講英文
好多人有賓賓口音

琴日睇翻bob叔條倫敦佬口音片 想聽呢堆野嘅cockney口音

一嚟香港好多人鍾意笑9人啲英文
“嘩，英文咁撚樣仲喺度猛講，扮乜撚嘢呀”
搞到大家唔夠膽講英文
二嚟一般香港人根本冇乜機會用英語吹水閒話家常，大家最多係返工睇英文打英文，仲係全部係商業或學術英語多...
自己IELTS 7.5, 但去到北美成個唔識英語白痴仔咁

柒撚味 樓主啊

Help you 好chinglish,索性唔要，或者help cleaning.
Would have died改wouldn’t have survived
Won’t let you use 簡簡單單用suspend 就得

唔同意呢三點
help後面用gerund個意思會變左
例如 I can't help thinking...
講幫人做野係用infinitive，唔係用gerund

Would have died 冇問題

雖然用suspend字面上係解得通
但呢句野點睇都係父母同自己個小朋友講
唔可能用suspend咁嚴肅既字眼
Won't let you use反而適合呢種context

睇你日常接唔接觸英文啫

到你睇劇果陣唔駛字幕, 基本上都可以輕鬆閒話家常

真成個po變哂文法用字討論
只要表達到個意思咪得囉

真係得香港先有個情出現
根本無鬼佬會要求你日常對答都Perfect English
根本無人care係得香港係先會諗句野有無錯grammer etc

WOULD YOU TWO CHILL THE FUCK UP FOR 5 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS?

this this this this

number 3, big cock, eat here