香港有幾多人有能力用英文閒話家常

I have had enough of you. Form now on I will stop tidying up your room for you.

How do I switch to the faucet.
I don’t want to use the shower head.
正常講嘢就咁第一句已經夠

He would be dead ages ago without his help.

Who left all the crumbs on the sofa.

I am not trying to lecture you but can you behave yourself.

Who left the half emptied coke in the kitchen

I will take away your ipad if you keep playing with it while having soda.

Chop chop I am leaving in 5 minutes with or without you.

Can you guys stop fighting for 5 seconds!!😡

動作
Painting the wall

Scoop up the veggies

Build a lego set

Skinned a fish

I’m done. Won’t tidy the room for you no more.
How do I switch the shower to faucet?
You woulda died way before if he hadn’t helped.
Who made the couch a mess with crackers?
Not saying I don’t like you but can you act a bit more seriously.
How come there’s a can of Coke, opened, in the kitchen?
You ain’t gon use no iPad for the whole week if you keep drinking Coke while using.
Hurry up. I’m leaving without you in 5.
Would you stop fighting for 5secs.

Paint up and down.
Scoop up the veggies.
Play Lego.
Remove the fish skin.

Mock唔使跟at
應該用others'

多謝大家俾意見，我知道譯得唔太好但又幾好玩

Hey homie

圈子問題姐
成日去蒲去聊鬼佬果堆已經得啦

又咁講
好多時讀緊書先會笑人英文點點點
出到黎做野
真係會笑你英文既人唔多
大家用黎用去都係果啲wording

反而連登呢到
只要見到有英文
就總有堆人出黎話呢到唔好 果到唔岩

Thanks Ching

執房我應該會用tidy up

I am not doing your fucking room again.

How the fuck do I use the bath.

You are fucked if he did nothing.

Who the fuck make this mess.

Don't fuck around.

Why the fuck is there a Coke?

同細路講所以冇fuck

I am fucking leaving without you.

Just claim the fuck down.

I totally agree with you ah

sorly i can't

Third conditional應該用if he hadn't come to help

睇youtube d talk show
會聽到多d日常傾計用語 好過睇劇睇戲

你日日講廣東話都唔會理grammar 喇
正如有條鬼佬日日走黎捉你中文唔岩語法 你都會覺得佢on99

Chunks俾人嘅印象係好大舊 我會用biscuit crumbs

師兄真係勁
溝到美國妹

I'm alright

又真係幾貼切

Ching 其實我幾 buy 你呢套，真心覺得你贏左上面一半人

又批鬥港人
又有幾多鬼佬講到流利廣東話

First conditional用simple present
...if you drink coke while using the iPad