香港有幾多人有能力用英文閒話家常

我受夠喇 我唔會再幫你執房
I’m done, I’m not cleaning your room for you anymore.
沖涼浴缸 點轉去水喉 唔想用花灑
I don’t want to use the shower head, how do I turn on the faucet instead?
如果唔係佢幫手 你一早死左啦
You’d be dead if it wasn’t for his / her help.
邊個整到成張梳化都係餅乾碎
Who left biscuit crumbs on the sofa?
唔係話唔鐘意你 但你可唔可以正經少少
It’s not that I don’t like you, but could you be more serious?
做咩有罐飲淨既可樂係廚房
Why is there half a can of soda in the kitchen?
你再一邊飲可樂 一邊禁ipad 我就罰你一星期無ipad
I’ll take away your iPad for a week if you keep drinking soda while you’re using it.
你快手啦啦 你5分鐘都未得 我就出門口唔等你
Hurry up, if you’re not done in 5 minutes I’m leaving without you.
你地可唔可以打少5秒交
Can you stop fighting for a bit?

無錯
係香港就算你識呢啲字因為唔夠深作文唔會高分

好多年無睇過呢段野

你話三大都唔係個個得
實情係三大都好多人唔得
不過勁嗰啲就真係好勁

You fuckup without him.
Who fucked up the sofa.
You asshole stop fucking around.

were唔係好show到「如果」嘅意思
keep drink直頭錯

Lm

佢想曬 老豆係鬼佬咋

讀過就知咩事啦

認得你個名
老婆咁快變左前妻

大部分連登仔仲執著緊加唔加s, tense呢d 野

小一小二 d 英文教科書咪日常 conversational

how are you

wtf?

Well I've had enough of your bull shit and you really have you get your lazy arse down there and de-clutter your mess. 💀

Hey I dunt want to use the shower head to take a shower so how does it work to use the tap so that I could bathe eh? 🤔

You would have been six feet underground if it is not for him 😂

Well we're really paying those cheeto dust to party in all the holes and crevices of our good old sofa 🥵

Well actually if you dunt act like 5 I think I'll like you more😍

You'll be grounded with your ipads being taken away if you're on your ipad sipping on your coke you sassy arse bitch

Hey are you all done? It's already been 5 minutes and I already planning on leaving without you

Could you guys please stop fighting for five secs?

Roll up and down
Remove the food from the heat
Play with legos
fillet/skin/scale the fish

I'm taking the next one

有趣有趣，好耐冇登入都釣到我上吓水

我受夠喇 我唔會再幫你執房
I’m done with cleaning up your mess.

沖涼浴缸 點轉去水喉 唔想用花灑
How can I change the water outlet in the bathtub? I want to use the tap. （請自行代入context，唔使畫公仔畫出腸寫埋instead of the showerhead，你要change就有已經用緊另一個嘅意思）

如果唔係佢幫手 你一早死左啦
You’d be dead/so fucked (more urban) without him.

邊個整到成張梳化都係餅乾碎
Who dropped all the crumb on the sofa?

唔係話唔鐘意你 但你可唔可以正經少少
I like you, but I’d like you more if you can just be a tad bit more organised.

做咩有罐飲淨既可樂係廚房
Who left the unfinished coke in the kitchen?

你再一邊飲可樂 一邊禁ipad 我就罰你一星期無ipad
I’ll lock away your iPad if you keep using it while eating!

你快手啦啦 你5分鐘都未得 我就出門口唔等你
（平時同老友inside joke會講with haste xxx! With haste!（古典啲嘅英文））
It doesn’t take forever for you to get dressed (or whatever action it is) does it? I’m not waiting for you next time if you are late again.

你地可唔可以打少5秒交
Can you two just stop fighting for a moment?

動作：
油油果陣 ＞掃上掃落＜
Brush up and down

炒完菜 ＞鏟起d菜＜
Serve

砌lego
Playing with LEGO

起左層魚皮
Skin the fish

最緊要就唔好直譯，掌握到呢樣已經贏咗一半

Lm

試下先，利申英文得2

我受夠喇 我唔會再幫你執房
Enough! I won’t tidy up your room any more.
如果唔係佢幫手 你一早死左啦
If not him, you dead.
邊個整到成張梳化都係餅乾碎
Who the fuck make crumbs on sofa?
唔係話唔鐘意你 但你可唔可以正經少少
I’m not saying I don’t like you, but can you be more serious?
做咩有罐飲淨既可樂係廚房
Why there are a half of cola in kitchen?
你再一邊飲可樂 一邊禁ipad 我就罰你一星期無iPad
I won’t let you use iPad this week, if you drink cola while use iPad again.
你快手啦啦 你5分鐘都未得 我就出門口唔等你
Quick! I only wait for you 5 minutes!
你地可唔可以打少5秒交
Can you guys stop fighting for a while?

英國人都講how are you

真正交談明就得
港式英文都無所謂其實，住香港既鬼佬會明

Agger

其實個post問得呢樣我諗無係點係外國生活過🌚，外國講日常生活英文不嬲用來用去都係個啲，好多可能識講唔識串添啦

係英國讀完書，想講鬼佬唔一定英文好，要睇咩地方
識啲法國, 西班牙, 東歐etc. 嘅講英文仲廢過香港人，但人哋唔會好似香港人會怕唔敢講，仲要咁笑鳩人

外國好撚大，淨係歐洲都幾十種語言啦，post主係咪以為所有白人講英文都好流暢🌚