香港有幾多人有能力用英文閒話家常

sure thing ,sir~

你識唔識㗎？鬼佬點會同細路講would have died if he didn’t come to help㗎

落堂一齊去食餐飯，問你weekend去左邊已經收皮

Won’t let you use (唔俾你用）咁 chinglish,你唔想咁嚴肅，take away,put away 啦

wait for me upstairs

Can’t help,同won’t help 一樣用法咩？

其實我開po係想講我口講我心唔係想像中咁易
睇住翻譯緊係易
但臨場發揮又另一回事
會成日發現有樣嘢你唔知佢英文係咩或者唔識用英文表達
唔係話要perfect english 岩grammar
而呢樣野唔係想像中咁多香港人做到

I will take the next one

覆錯post

幽默感真係唔係人人有

1. I‘m tired of your shit. Fuck yourself.

7. if you keep drinking coke alongside with the ipad, your ass will be terminated

英文grad試下

我受夠喇 我唔會再幫你執房
I’ve had enough. I ain’t gonna clean up your room for you no more.

沖涼浴缸 點轉去水喉 唔想用花灑
Hey how do I get the water to come out from the tap of the bathtub? Don’t wanna use the shower head.

如果唔係佢幫手 你一早死左啦
If it wasn’t for him, you’d be dead already.

邊個整到成張梳化都係餅乾碎
Who leaves crumbs all over the couch?

唔係話唔鐘意你 但你可唔可以正經少少
Not saying I don’t like it but can you be a bit more serious?

做咩有罐飲淨既可樂係廚房
Why’s there an open can of coke in the kitchen?

你再一邊飲可樂 一邊禁ipad 我就罰你一星期無ipad
(覺得呢個最難)
The next time you play with your iPad while drinking coke, I’m gonna take away your iPad for a week.

你快手啦啦 你5分鐘都未得 我就出門口唔等你
Can you hurry? It’s been 5 minutes. I’m leaving without you.

你地可唔可以打少5秒交
Can you guys stop fighting for 5 seconds?

just now i'm on lihkg reading posts and just saw this one stupid guy laughed at other's minor mistake like he discovered a treasure from nowhere and it's so fking funny and cringey which almost make me feel bad about his parent of having such a retarded kid 😆😆🤣💦💦💦

You eat shit, I am not Chinese

其實睇得多英文劇/戲自然就會識人地日常生活用啲乜野句子/字眼同人地平時點溝通

大學多啲同exchange 交流下
做嘢揀外資，包你有長進

咪就係要浸囉 唔係普通上堂學到

英文grad 係唔同啲

Delay no more!

I go to school by bus
我去學校通過巴士

輕鬆 謝謝大家

我受夠喇 我唔會再幫你執房
ok that it. i wont help you clean up your room anymore.

沖涼浴缸 點轉去水喉 唔想用花灑
how do i use the tap on the tub? just dont wanna use the shower

如果唔係佢幫手 你一早死左啦
you are already dead if he didn't help you

邊個整到成張梳化都係餅乾碎
who the fuck left all these cracker crunch on the sofa?

唔係話唔鐘意你 但你可唔可以正經少少
it's not like I don't love you, but could you be more serious?

做咩有罐飲淨既可樂係廚房
why there is an empty cola in the kitchen?

你再一邊飲可樂 一邊禁ipad 我就罰你一星期無ipad
if you keep using the ipad while drinking cola, you will have no ipad for a whole week.

你快手啦啦 你5分鐘都未得 我就出門口唔等你
hurry up!! I'll go without you if you are still not ready in 5 mins!

你地可唔可以打少5秒交
can you guys just stop fighting for 5 secs?

動作：
油油果陣 ＞掃上掃落＜
sweep up and down

炒完菜 ＞鏟起d菜＜
get the veges out

砌lego
play lego

起左層魚皮
take off the fish's skin

已經好過好多唔係english speaking language既人
同native 比就自然無得比

香港連講錯寫錯grammar 都比人打大交叉
連英國人都講錯啦，香港太formal了