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貓靈
2023-01-06 11:17:53
到食完飯, 我洗緊碗嗰陣時, Z坐喺廚房中島另一邊, 問我:咁佢哋陣間幾點開波?
我:好似....十二點集合?..
講完就好自然擰過去望一望Z, 見佢幫自己倒咗小半杯紅酒:嘩!乜你仲未飲曬支野?
Z:諗住同你一齊先開嚟飲吖嘛...要唔要咖啡?
我:唔係話一齊飲咩?
Z:一齊、先、開、嚟飲呀!而且你都唔飲㗎啦!
我:丫屌...
Z:要唔要咖啡呀,沖杯畀你啦?
我:要呀!好過乜都冇..
Z:你條友...睇我對你幾好...
之後就開始沖咖啡.
我:anyway, 如果支野次次都等到我過嚟先飲, 咁好飄忽㗎喎, 你支嘢一係抵飲到當家傳之寶留畀個孫, 一係個個月買一打上嚟...
Z:吓?一個月買一打咁好?你準備日日過嚟呀?..沖好喇, 睇熱.
講完就將杯即溶咖啡放喺我前面.
貓靈
2023-01-06 11:18:11
洗完碗抹乾隻手之後, 我就拎起杯咖啡飲咗啖放番低:唔係呀, 我諗住你一次飲得曬啩..
Z:丫..再嘈溝杯Irish coffee俾你丫嗱...
講完就扮曬想將杯紅酒倒落去嗰杯咖啡.
我:丫屌, 我因間要揸車丫...
我見到咁即刻日伸手去搶返杯咖啡.
Z即刻爆笑:吓!?打機都算?
我:算...啩?..
Z笑住望下個鐘:妖...喂你差唔多要返上去喎?
我:係咩?咁快就夠鐘啦?
Z冷氣sweet咁, 托住個頭望住我講:同我一齊快樂不知時日過呀嘛.
我:吓, 咁我咪會好短命...
Z:丫妖...你條友把口...真係想一巴巴掌賞你..
我見到Z舉起隻手, 即刻係自己個嘴前面做咗個拉埋拉鍊嘅手勢..
到飲埋Z沖嗰杯咖啡、再拎埋個袋,就準備落樓下行過去搭車.
Sharpie(灰色)
2023-01-06 11:18:16
因為最怕鬼呀
貓靈
2023-01-06 11:18:52
Z送到我出𨋢口, 撳完𨋢之後同我講:咁下個禮拜幾時去呀?
我:吓?去邊呀?
Z登大眼望住我:去唱k囉, 你話嘅.
我:吓?你唔係話唔使㗎咩?
Z:我話唔使你請咋嘛,冇話唔去呀.
我:你話事啦,你知我schedule.
Z:乜我知㗎咩?
我放隻手指上額頭, 好用力咁講:剛剛用念力email咗畀你.
Z:妖..
我:咁你收唔收到?
Z學我咁擺隻手指上額頭:唔覺喎, 係咪你封嘢有毒呀, 我轉頭check下junk mail..
我:丫屌...
Z:總之我想去嗰陣就call你啦..
我:好丫...
貓靈
2023-01-06 11:19:06
到上咗巴士之後我第一時間打畀"病咗嘅" 肥J:肥J, 喺邊呀?
肥J:煮緊公仔麵..
我:我返緊嚟啦喎?
肥J :....我諗過喇,好似唔係幾好...
我:吓?即係點呢?
肥J:你....都係返去畀k執一劑先穩陣啲...
我:肥J你條仆街又轉軚?
肥J:..阻人扑野燒春袋..尤其係阻住你條女, 唔好話火燒春袋...
我:係係係...
其實唔使肥J開到聲,我完全理解阻住k扑嘢嘅下場會係點..
肥J:不過唔好話我唔夠兄弟, 總之....我會睇住時間, 過零兩個鐘之後call你啦, 等你唔好畀人屌到變人乾.
貓靈
2023-01-06 11:19:21
我:你話㗎仆街, 咪跣鳩我呀.
肥J:Okie啦...唔講啦, 水滾...
落咗車即刻點支煙, 用最慢嘅步伐爛返屋企..
返到去一開房門, k果然已經傾乾水、用異常淫賤嘅眼神係床等緊我...見到咁我都冇特別反應, 只係默默咁除衫、除褲, 然後爬上張床..
到我沖緊熱水涼、但又俾k含住搞到打曬冷震嗰陣, 我第一次咁期待可以打洛克人...
...而肥仔條仆街最後都係用我底.
係呀, 快樂不知時日過, 話咁快就過咗十年.
然之後.
渡日如年.
貓靈
2023-01-06 11:19:53
黑化有S&M同g, 仲有竹昇妹
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貓靈
2023-01-06 11:20:12
出咗
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貓靈
2023-01-06 11:20:38
真人ok, 但我post嗰幅相整到好恐怖, 唔建議你睇
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貓靈
2023-01-06 11:22:26
本身個次序應該係撞鬼>k>黑化>食女
咁排唔關年份事, 只係因為啲出場人物會比較易明
貓靈
2023-01-06 11:22:55
btw, 鬼故其實好歡樂
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Sharpie(灰色)
2023-01-06 11:24:16
鬼知咩
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邦,占屎邦
2023-01-06 11:27:26
搕到喇
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brabbit
2023-01-06 11:31:07
追晒
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brabbit
2023-01-06 11:34:31
追晒追晒
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貓靈
2023-01-06 11:42:11
而家睇返鬼故, 對比其他經歷真係好歡樂
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貓靈
2023-01-06 11:42:22
有冇嚇親?
貓靈
2023-01-06 11:42:35
辛苦曬
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貓靈
2023-01-06 11:43:00
恭喜恭喜
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東方之J
2023-01-06 12:04:19
屌 Z比晒提示 話想同你一齊喎!
貓靈
2023-01-06 12:05:20
不願...置評
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邦,占屎邦
2023-01-06 12:08:13
冇野喎
貓靈
2023-01-06 12:09:31
印像中張相因為我亂鳩咁落馬賽克, 好似畀人屌到爆
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岡山(晴天之國)
2023-01-06 13:11:38
好大波
東方之J
2023-01-06 13:28:54
其實都唔係提示 係明示 其實你當時get到 點解又冇再去馬呢?想知你當時心態
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