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男人和嬰兒差不多，想讓他們閉嘴就把咪咪塞到他們嘴裡
有個男人出差回來，撞見老婆正與鄰居的老公廝磨在一起。
他怒氣沖沖的去敲隔壁的門，向鄰居的太太說：『妳老公正與我老婆在偷情。』
『太不像話了，我們一定要報復。』
鄰居太太把他拉進房內，脫下衣服，展開激烈的作愛。
不久，二人躺在床上休息，數分鐘後，鄰居太太又說：
『怎麼樣？我們再來報復一次吧！』
就這樣，連續報復了四次，當鄰居太太要求第五次的報復時，
男人搖搖晃晃的站起來說： 『算了！我己經不恨他們了.......』
有一個星期天早上
小明的父母叫他到陽台報告附近所發生的事情，
他們就利用這時間做愛。
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小明一邊看一邊說道
『下面有三隻流浪狗兒…小李正在幫他的爸爸洗車，還有小華的父母正在做愛。』
-
小明的爸爸聽了立刻停止做愛，很奇怪的問小明
『孩子，你怎麼知道小華的父母在做什麼？』
小明很快答道『當然，小華正站在陽台耶。』
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moreLet me tell you something
Good woman can be found on every corner of the earth
But sadly the earth is round
屌，中肯
A man at the hospital is discussing his condition with the doctor. The doctor says:
"So we have some good news, and some bad news."
"Ok... What's the bad news?"
"Your brain is busted. You're gonna need a new one."
"Alright. So what's the good news?"
"You have some options to pick from. First option is a lawyer's brain. This one is expensive. It'll be $5,000."
"Well. A lawyers brain. That's pretty good. What's the next one?"
"Second option is a doctors brain. That's even more expensive. It costs $10,000."
"Wow. $10,000! But a doctor's brain. That's even better. So what's the third option?"
"The third option is a busdriver's brain. And that one is $50,000."
"$50,000!?? Why is it so much??"
"Because that one has never been used. It's like brand new! Fresh outta the box"
"So we have some good news, and some bad news."
"Ok... What's the bad news?"
"Your brain is busted. You're gonna need a new one."
"Alright. So what's the good news?"
"You have some options to pick from. First option is a lawyer's brain. This one is expensive. It'll be $5,000."
"Well. A lawyers brain. That's pretty good. What's the next one?"
"Second option is a doctors brain. That's even more expensive. It costs $10,000."
"Wow. $10,000! But a doctor's brain. That's even better. So what's the third option?"
"The third option is a busdriver's brain. And that one is $50,000."
"$50,000!?? Why is it so much??"
"Because that one has never been used. It's like brand new! Fresh outta the box"
A man at the hospital is discussing his condition with the doctor. The doctor says:
"So we have some good news, and some bad news."
"Ok... What's the bad news?"
"Your brain is busted. You're gonna need a new one."
"Alright. So what's the good news?"
"You have some options to pick from. First option is a lawyer's brain. This one is expensive. It'll be $5,000."
"Well. A lawyers brain. That's pretty good. What's the next one?"
"Second option is a doctors brain. That's even more expensive. It costs $10,000."
"Wow. $10,000! But a doctor's brain. That's even better. So what's the third option?"
"The third option is a busdriver's brain. And that one is $50,000."
"$50,000!?? Why is it so much??"
"Because that one has never been used. It's like brand new! Fresh outta the box"
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男人和嬰兒差不多，想讓他們閉嘴就把咪咪塞到他們嘴裡
有個男人出差回來，撞見老婆正與鄰居的老公廝磨在一起。
他怒氣沖沖的去敲隔壁的門，向鄰居的太太說：『妳老公正與我老婆在偷情。』
『太不像話了，我們一定要報復。』
鄰居太太把他拉進房內，脫下衣服，展開激烈的作愛。
不久，二人躺在床上休息，數分鐘後，鄰居太太又說：
『怎麼樣？我們再來報復一次吧！』
就這樣，連續報復了四次，當鄰居太太要求第五次的報復時，
男人搖搖晃晃的站起來說： 『算了！我己經不恨他們了.......』
有一個星期天早上
小明的父母叫他到陽台報告附近所發生的事情，
他們就利用這時間做愛。
-
小明一邊看一邊說道
『下面有三隻流浪狗兒…小李正在幫他的爸爸洗車，還有小華的父母正在做愛。』
-
小明的爸爸聽了立刻停止做愛，很奇怪的問小明
『孩子，你怎麼知道小華的父母在做什麼？』
小明很快答道『當然，小華正站在陽台耶。』
好撚賤但好好笑
夫妻婚後一年產下四胞胎。
醫生恭喜道：這種情況要4萬次才能有1次！
岳母聽後感動地對女婿說：1年才365天每天都要100多次，真是辛苦你了！
流浪漢：好心的先生，求求施捨一點...我已經好幾天沒吃飯了。
胖子感慨的說:唉…我要是也有你這種毅力就好了…
積雪崩落，一名措手不及的隊員也隨之墜入深谷。
驚魂未定後，逃過一劫的小陳用對講機呼叫不幸失足落谷的隊友：小浩，你還活著嗎？
小浩：還活著！
對講機傳來小浩的回答。
小陳：你的手有沒有事？
小浩：沒事。
小陳：你的腳有沒有事？
小浩：沒事。
小陳：那你有沒有辦法自己爬上來？
小浩：我看是沒辦法。我到現在還沒落地！
醫生恭喜道：這種情況要4萬次才能有1次！
岳母聽後感動地對女婿說：1年才365天每天都要100多次，真是辛苦你了！
流浪漢：好心的先生，求求施捨一點...我已經好幾天沒吃飯了。
胖子感慨的說:唉…我要是也有你這種毅力就好了…
積雪崩落，一名措手不及的隊員也隨之墜入深谷。
驚魂未定後，逃過一劫的小陳用對講機呼叫不幸失足落谷的隊友：小浩，你還活著嗎？
小浩：還活著！
對講機傳來小浩的回答。
小陳：你的手有沒有事？
小浩：沒事。
小陳：你的腳有沒有事？
小浩：沒事。
小陳：那你有沒有辦法自己爬上來？
小浩：我看是沒辦法。我到現在還沒落地！
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