My teacher said there are only three words
唔係好明呢個
有四幅圖係n字開頭
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有四幅圖係n字開頭
Two black guys are strolling along at a state fair.
They come upon a gypsy's tent with a sign in front that reads TURN WHITE FOR ONLY $15.
The black guys look at each other and figure,
"Fuck it, why not? Should be good for a laugh."
They go through their pockets; one comes up with only $10,
but his buddy has a 20.
"I've got it!" the first guy says.
"Take your 20 and go in there, then come back with the 5 in change and I can go in." The second guy agrees, and walks into the tent.
Several minutes go by. The first guy is getting antsy. Suddenly, the flap of the tent opens and out walks the most perfect Aryan specimen of a man you ever did see: tall, well-built, great posture, pale skin, blue eyes and hair like golden flax. He's even wearing a new suit.
The first black guy is ecstatic.
"Holy shit, it worked! Here, give me that $5 so I can do it too!"
The white guy looks at him and says
"Fuck you nigger, get a job."
They come upon a gypsy's tent with a sign in front that reads TURN WHITE FOR ONLY $15.
The black guys look at each other and figure,
"Fuck it, why not? Should be good for a laugh."
They go through their pockets; one comes up with only $10,
but his buddy has a 20.
"I've got it!" the first guy says.
"Take your 20 and go in there, then come back with the 5 in change and I can go in." The second guy agrees, and walks into the tent.
Several minutes go by. The first guy is getting antsy. Suddenly, the flap of the tent opens and out walks the most perfect Aryan specimen of a man you ever did see: tall, well-built, great posture, pale skin, blue eyes and hair like golden flax. He's even wearing a new suit.
The first black guy is ecstatic.
"Holy shit, it worked! Here, give me that $5 so I can do it too!"
The white guy looks at him and says
"Fuck you nigger, get a job."
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甲當然不肯就這樣認輸，接著富翁拍一拍手，便有六個黑種女子走入房間，
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脫了他的褲子，開始為他口交。
想不到那黑人女子的口交技巧高超之極，某甲好不容易才忍住不一泄如注。
甲說：『這是看我們誰先泄出來便算輸嗎？』
富翁說：「當然不是這麼兒戲，她們其中一人是食人族。」
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咁都唔明就真係坐住個腦
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介紹下
welcome to the hell
小明：老豆，講個秘密你知，我同學校老師上左床
老豆：嘩，阿仔你仲勁過老豆。當年我想上個MISS都無機會。
獎勵下你，你上次咪話想要架單車既，老豆買畀你！
小明：好呀！不過可唔可以遲D先買？
老豆：等咩？
小明：等我後欄無咁痛先
老豆：嘩，阿仔你仲勁過老豆。當年我想上個MISS都無機會。
獎勵下你，你上次咪話想要架單車既，老豆買畀你！
小明：好呀！不過可唔可以遲D先買？
老豆：等咩？
小明：等我後欄無咁痛先
一位太太在產房待產，痛到鬼殺咁嘈。
佢老公一路拖住佢隻手，一路安撫佢：「老婆，辛苦你啦！」
老婆：「算啦..又唔關你事。」
佢老公一路拖住佢隻手，一路安撫佢：「老婆，辛苦你啦！」
老婆：「算啦..又唔關你事。」