夜深笑話台

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.

Let me tell you something
Good woman can be found on every corner of the earth
But sadly the earth is round

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
– “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
– “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
– “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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高汁

有一日
小明問老師：5分之1加5分之1等於幾多？
老師：5分之2
小明：咁點解電視話係10分之2既？

阿狗

一直都好鍾意睇呢d
雖然覺得自己好仆街 但都忍唔住上網搵黎睇
仲有冇多d

我已經唔記得邊啲貼過邊啲未貼

last張圖唔明

女人

精

精你老母呀白痴，係話問女人食乜佢地永遠都只會答「唔知呀你決定啦」

仲有冇架

啲笑話真係好賤 不過真係好好笑
Btw個post變左Black joke post

樓主已經遺忘左呢個po

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
– “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

高汁

樓主已經遺忘左呢個po

仁王真係好神奇 一玩就天光

啲笑話真係好賤 不過真係好好笑
Btw個post變左Black joke post

你貼圖，我幫你打仁王

男人說你醜，他可能只是單純白目。
女人說你醜，她可能只是出於嫉妒。
小孩說你醜，那請你沒事別出來嚇人。

「尼特」這個說法實在有失專業。
本人應正名為「高度訓練的異世界穿梭後備員」。

警察局嗎？我要報案！」
「怎麼了？」
「巷口有兩名女子為了爭奪我而大打出手！」
「明白了！我們會盡快過去處理。」
「麻煩快點，長得比較抱歉的那個快贏了！」

「醫生，為何我每次一照鏡子就會勃起？
「因為你是個嫩屄。」

lm

仲睇緊架樓主，more

自虐

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好賤但好好笑