4大霸氣辭職信

又要懶係 有風格轉哂彎咁串人, 又要文筆咁差
唔係話捉唔捉grammar
係講野個tone太小學雞, 究竟係串人定出醜
一係大大方講 屌你老母 受撚夠你, 唔做 掰鳩掰
一係執正封野先再send啦, 做到咁高位都寫成咁

選擇潑婦罵街咁鬧鳩佢都可以㗎
最忌兩頭唔到岸

咁又未必
如果大陸仔r既生意都係比第二條team，對cathy個人仕途嚟講真係冇著數

你唔係覺得cathy呢d M仔可以逼走RP呀嘛
講緊partner都要俾面佢呀

Judy係partner
你估big4入面就冇內鬥?
陰謀論咁講，大陸仔r生意比judy既隔嚟team，judy唔gur，你覺得完全冇可能?

真係唔 diu 你唔得， 如果係Judy 攪走左個RP, 佢都唔知仲留唔留到係EY, 同埋Partner 睇成間 firm 個 profits 去分紅，理得你邊隻Job 比左邊個， 最好唔洗佢簽名都有錢分

如果Judy係partner仲點會迫走人呀
上面已經講左大RP係高官加俾好多生意ey，上面都有人講講ey依幾年好多生意，唔知佢地講真講假啦，但係partner無乜可能會整走個金主+背景撚囉
係都拉佢去自己team啦

香港人私怨大過天

再講, 邊個話係Judy 趕佢走

其實真係唔知，但你見大陸仔都有屌judy，只係佢屌cathy屌得落力d

咁低grade 知條春咩條友
梗係平時邊個叫佢做野佢就屌邊個架啦

你見佢屌果d 野, 唔係話唔岩
只不過香港既公司, 有邊度唔係咁

你話半夜1點打whatsapp 叫你做野就話姐
屌你改下花名, 臨deadline 先叫你做
周圍都係咁架啦

香港d 工會咁撚垃圾, 根本就無得投訴

跟本封信上到去,
最多咪多d 花生
升唔升, 真係會care 你一個resign 左既柒頭?
仲要寫埋d 你知我知單眼佬都知既office norm

依家唔係叫你perfect English
但咁多低級錯誤真係好柒

依家唔係叫你perfect Chinese ，
但咁多低級錯誤真係好柒。

你請個香港奴隸狗返黎會唔會r到生意比你做啊懶醒

TS 會唔會係好似audit 咁做recurring 生意呀懶醒
單單deal 都唔同, buy sell side 又唔同

再講, 要recur, 一早打好曬關係啦洗靠你個on9大陸仔

你當班大粒野戇鳩架咩

雖則EY TAS 呢個DEPT 奇奇怪怪
又想扮corp fin, 又兩頭唔到岸

唔知頭唔知路就謙虛d 啦戇鳩仔

上面討論緊大RP啊 人地要入邊個dept學野洗唔洗你派啊 再者你話用老闆角度去比較RP同普通人 不如你講下你畢業未啦好嗎

你quote 錯?

利申 前EY 同一個dept 奴隸

不如你又講下你又有咩大角度

成班奴真係，英文老師上身執人英文

啲撚樣都係想人讚佢地英文勁姐
個post一有英文就有呢啲人

你有無見過鬼佬會咁執著grammar
就算平時係香港 啲人用中文都唔會理文法喇

唔撚係grammer， 根本係文理不通。 中文好英文好咁樣出信都係俾人笑到訓係 度。 即係如果攞呢份野去考會考英文應該會肥佬。

而且呢份唔係普通書信， 你既然想投訴/寸人， 咁樣寫法係自己丟架。

仲有最後一大堆指控， 又無時間， 又無事件， 人物， 人地有心想幫你都無得follow up。

結論就係， 咁Q大個人， 做到 senior accountant， 寫封離職信都寫到咁既樣， 俾我係cathy 我不單唔嬲， 我仲會將封信周圍CC， 等佢自己俾人笑到面黃。

俾我係你就快d做埋d暑期作業
就開學啦

我仲會將封信周圍CC， 等佢自己俾人笑到面黃

哪裡來的自信，邊個笑邊個都未知

你唔係覺得cathy呢d M仔可以逼走RP呀嘛
講緊partner都要俾面佢呀

Judy係partner
你估big4入面就冇內鬥?
陰謀論咁講，大陸仔r生意比judy既隔嚟team，judy唔gur，你覺得完全冇可能?

真係唔 diu 你唔得， 如果係Judy 攪走左個RP, 佢都唔知仲留唔留到係EY, 同埋Partner 睇成間 firm 個 profits 去分紅，理得你邊隻Job 比左邊個， 最好唔洗佢簽名都有錢分

所以啊judy咪想經cathy搞佢囉
你咪以為partner間一定好撚和氣有錢齊齊搵先得㗎小朋友

partner 睇成間firm 既profit
見到已經忍唔住笑



講到個個partner 都好有teamwork 咁齊上齊落咁

不如上面堆巴打入去做intern 體驗下先出黎亂up 啦

好多傻仔以為ey金主 = judy/cathy金主

你又啱既
但係咁樣俾上面啲人知佢逼走金主，佢地會好過咩

要迫走一個人,
一定唔會係一個Manager 做到既野

唔妥條大陸仔, 覺得佢係廢既
你book 完一次, 自自然唔會book 第2次

個個都係想快d 做完野放工 (11:59pm 前)
你會唔會咁撚得閒book 個日日放5:30pm 既大RP,
之後特登玩鳩佢, 玩鳩你自己?

?

呢封好明顯唔係resign letter啦
明顯係最後一日出既類似感謝信之類既物體

Last day出封信串鳩人都要執grammar
仲係度講form唔formal既問題
香港人鐘意做狗真係有樣睇

真係返工返到傻撚左
放工返屋企上連登都要做proof reading
識出email好似好威咁
好啦好啦 寫cv 寫埋 email 做專業技能啦屌你老母
港奴真係慘

如果wang係rp ,仲比生意隔離team 點解隔離team 唔請佢 ？ 同wang 搵佢老豆都可以玩死Cathy Judy la ?

其實cc 果幾個都係partner

好心啦.......以為RP 真係大撚曬.....
真係咁撚把炮一早叫爹哋炒人啦

洗鬼咁肉酸臨走先黎send 封咁on9既email 同全世界review 下d office norm

英文唔係好 試改

哇屌你越改越累贅,係咪比dse既formalism框死左?

冇考過DSE試下淨係改grammarn唔改句子結構

如果成篇可以改埋句子段落既話我會咁寫：
I am writing to inform you of my resignation effective immediately. It has been a waste of time to work here and I see no reason to continue my work with the ridiculous people like Cathy and Judy.

Cathy and Judy are exceptionally arrogant to our teammates, which they used to call us error or 呢隻野. I suppose this kind of verbal abuse is in line with our company slogan, people first, isn't it?

With 呢隻野 Cathy, the team had achieved a renowned high turnover rate. 4 out of 17 teammates left recently and there will be MORE. Without you, there would not be so many people leaving and we would have a happy land!

My life has never been easy since I met Cathy. My international exposure, my professional knowledge and career are all undermined because of her mismanagement.

Finally, let me congratulate for the fast-track promotion of Cathy, if that is not a rumor or a joke! You stepped on others to get ahead. I really wonder if the following are your advantages over our other nice and professional executives:

"Please kindly"
Ho ball ching

我保證行內超多人用，你唔用講應該仆得街

乜英文嚟

big4 專用垃圾英文
由唔知幾時開始, 個個都please kindly

試過比sm改我send 比鬼佬partner 睇既野
話please 要加kindly

明知係錯, 死都要人改

好戇鳩

又要懶係 有風格轉哂彎咁串人, 又要文筆咁差
唔係話捉唔捉grammar
係講野個tone太小學雞, 究竟係串人定出醜
一係大大方講 屌你老母 受撚夠你, 唔做 掰鳩掰
一係執正封野先再send啦, 做到咁高位都寫成咁

選擇潑婦罵街咁鬧鳩佢都可以㗎
最忌兩頭唔到岸

其實......
頭2 年係Associate
之前3年 Senior Accountant
之後就Manager.....

有幾高級

"Please kindly"
Ho ball ching

我保證行內超多人用，你唔用講應該仆得街

乜英文嚟

big4 專用垃圾英文
由唔知幾時開始, 個個都please kindly

試過比sm改我send 比鬼佬partner 睇既野
話please 要加kindly

明知係錯, 死都要人改

好戇鳩

please kindly 香港人真係好多咁用
唔止big4

英文唔係好 試改

哇屌你越改越累贅,係咪比dse既formalism框死左?

冇考過DSE試下淨係改grammarn唔改句子結構

如果成篇可以改埋句子段落既話我會咁寫：
I am writing to inform you of my resignation effective immediately. It has been a waste of time to work here and I see no reason to continue my work with the ridiculous people like Cathy and Judy.

Cathy and Judy are exceptionally arrogant to our teammates, which they used to call us error or 呢隻野. I suppose this kind of verbal abuse is in line with our company slogan, people first, isn't it?

With 呢隻野 Cathy, the team had achieved a renowned high turnover rate. 4 out of 17 teammates left recently and there will be MORE. Without you, there would not be so many people leaving and we would have a happy land!

My life has never been easy since I met Cathy. My international exposure, my professional knowledge and career are all undermined because of her mismanagement.

Finally, let me congratulate for the fast-track promotion of Cathy, if that is not a rumor or a joke! You stepped on others to get ahead. I really wonder if the following are your advantages over our other nice and professional executives:

不如算啦....

inform you of.....

睇完第一句已經唔想睇

聽聞條友跳出去做
搵到份八萬蚊月薪
有冇人知堅定流

聽講佢cc個堆係大陸啲managing partner,個香港個partner係醒水會自己send 封email解釋架喇

英文唔係好 試改

哇屌你越改越累贅,係咪比dse既formalism框死左?

冇考過DSE試下淨係改grammarn唔改句子結構

如果成篇可以改埋句子段落既話我會咁寫：
I am writing to inform you of my resignation effective immediately. It has been a waste of time to work here and I see no reason to continue my work with the ridiculous people like Cathy and Judy.

Cathy and Judy are exceptionally arrogant to our teammates, which they used to call us error or 呢隻野. I suppose this kind of verbal abuse is in line with our company slogan, people first, isn't it?

With 呢隻野 Cathy, the team had achieved a renowned high turnover rate. 4 out of 17 teammates left recently and there will be MORE. Without you, there would not be so many people leaving and we would have a happy land!

My life has never been easy since I met Cathy. My international exposure, my professional knowledge and career are all undermined because of her mismanagement.

Finally, let me congratulate for the fast-track promotion of Cathy, if that is not a rumor or a joke! You stepped on others to get ahead. I really wonder if the following are your advantages over our other nice and professional executives:

不如算啦....

inform you of.....

睇完第一句已經唔想睇

其實個email應該係
last day 果日出嘅goodbye mail
唔係辭職信 個topic都誤導咗人

樓上咁多笑人grammer嘅柒頭 係咪依家英文差就唔畀屌腦細

又要懶係 有風格轉哂彎咁串人, 又要文筆咁差
唔係話捉唔捉grammar
係講野個tone太小學雞, 究竟係串人定出醜
一係大大方講 屌你老母 受撚夠你, 唔做 掰鳩掰
一係執正封野先再send啦, 做到咁高位都寫成咁

選擇潑婦罵街咁鬧鳩佢都可以㗎
最忌兩頭唔到岸

其實......
頭2 年係Associate
之前3年 Senior Accountant
之後就Manager.....

有幾高級

唔知啦, 唔係行內人,
不過上面又講話好大咁樣

樓上咁多笑人grammer嘅柒頭 係咪依家英文差就唔畀屌腦細

係講緊咁嘅英文 係串到人定出醜
行文太小學雞

一陣又比人話grammar nazi

block撚晒全部捉人grammar 既on9先
係度阻撚住人食花生


番工d internal既email洗撚咁care英文
睇得明就得啦又唔係send俾client

又要懶係 有風格轉哂彎咁串人, 又要文筆咁差
唔係話捉唔捉grammar
係講野個tone太小學雞, 究竟係串人定出醜
一係大大方講 屌你老母 受撚夠你, 唔做 掰鳩掰
一係執正封野先再send啦, 做到咁高位都寫成咁

選擇潑婦罵街咁鬧鳩佢都可以㗎
最忌兩頭唔到岸

其實......
頭2 年係Associate
之前3年 Senior Accountant
之後就Manager.....

有幾高級

唔知啦, 唔係行內人,
不過上面又講話好大咁樣

大RP 低級員工

On9 senior accountant 升唔到俾人Head住。咁樣寫Resign letter 完全唔識玩呢個遊戲。
梗係直接同partner講架啦呢啲，咁樣寫好小學雞。真係沖出嚟被人笑。你話人哋唔尊重你，但你一樣都冇尊重到人，咁點解要俾機會你啊傻仔。