[有圖] 發覺好多人英文屎都會鍾意打一大段英文

中年女人學英文都俾人地笑

ok la type english is faster ma

香港母語係粵英 仲有九/十二年免費教育
讀左咁多年都用到咁比人笑係正常 唔笑係比面 人地無義務指正錯處
再者鬼佬鬼妹母語唔係粵語 用得差好正常 你笑黎都無意思

Google translate ?

u have why play me?

 話減肥只係講緊 進食呢個動作，唔會上升到taste try enjoy呢種層次，你呢種係岩岩學識conversational English 就覺得咩都要夾硬轉做casual字，其實唔係

I go to school by bus

i am very thanks them

當然有其他alternative
e.g. on a fasting (而加新興intermitten fasting)，on a diet 都可以代替，但havent eaten係冇問題, 又或者可以改為havent been eating for quite a while, 但就會好lengthy and clumsy

我黎講就會用 我語氣未必同，但會咁用
On a fasting right now. Met my dietitian and its now 2 more lbs to my goal. But I still got 2 months, so I decided to do a few more lbs

但其實呢種可能都係華人思考邏輯 用自然小小既英文表達 ， 不等於外國人就會打一段咁既廢話，同埋黑人/白人/hispanic都會有不同既表達

一般都係睇美劇睇netflix，親身同鬼佬傾，不二法門

ok,i serious

i say ,y u laugh me??

y u laugh laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

i no like you,

i give bam then you happy

u happy becoue u is son of the bitch

u want 1on1? i serious

u come KT find me,but i afraid u no come 1on1 with me

u give me your name,i find ppl ^^

or u say sorry to me,or you DIE


ps. i do gym and i know thai hand

一見到幅圖就即刻拉落去睇下有冇人翻譯

好心就打返中文啦屌

“Haven’t eaten this for a long time🤤after meeting the nutritionist I realised that I am 2 lbs away from my ideal weight. (141 lb >117lbs) Fortunately I still have two months’ time allowing me to achieve a new goal... haha so now my new weight goal will be 110 lbs”

利申：鳩改，求屌細力啲

紅字＝too formal / 語意有問題
藍字＝毒撚尷尬思維

亂碼咁款

Have been fasting for quite a while. Wish I could reach my goals in 2 months time.

以前我13,4歲用英文打xanga都試過好似佢咁, 又係換來個d乜野"懶勁"之類既留言, 最後都要係PS. 到戴番頂頭盔d 人先肯收嗲, 每個人都經歷過呢d階段, 如果你英文真係咁把炮點解唔直接指出問題係邊?

請搞清楚母語同官方語言嘅分別先再講啲謬論

香港人母語係粵英？你咁大個人仲咁無知大家係咪又無義務指正你
同應該大大力笑鳩你?