[是咁的] 丫屌,我細個響朵條村搬鬼咗 (2)
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問題嚟㗎咩？
究竟架車塊玻璃爆左定無爆?圖二好似爆左咁
車頭玻璃？司機位嗰邊爆到開花
然後圖一司機位後邊嗰個轆附近花鳩曬、 圍邊條膠都爆鳩埋, 就係圖二佢轉彎嗰陣自己撞嘅.
連個差婆都喺度笑話呢條戇鳩係咪應該考返個車牌先去偷車穩陣啲
然後圖一司機位後邊嗰個轆附近花鳩曬、 圍邊條膠都爆鳩埋, 就係圖二佢轉彎嗰陣自己撞嘅.
連個差婆都喺度笑話呢條戇鳩係咪應該考返個車牌先去偷車穩陣啲
偷車但揸唔出停車場係咩玩法
嗰陣時差婆笑到停唔到, 之後霸咗我個位開line播畀嗰啲同事睇
得㗎咩?
不過咁你日日都報警係咪已經成個環頭都識你㗎啦
每更同事都會黎打卡
不過咁你日日都報警係咪已經成個環頭都識你㗎啦
每更同事都會黎打卡
乜唔得嘅咩？ madam 做嘢使我教？
屌笑死我仆街
話咁快又一個禮拜, 差到又準時嚟報到
你間野就黎要有個police stand/booth 長期有警員當值
lock down 嗰陣我有同班警察提議過將後面兩間房畀佢哋做警察分局, 反正日日都要揸車過嚟七次, 不如直接攞間房行出去算啦
popo禮拜一都要被迫嚟打卡
你啲客：放完假好返工喇
琴日popo門開二度
真係好黎得好密
爆你後門
琴日收工幫朋友放狗嗰陣行行下, 撞到泰妹返緊嚟酒店, 然後展開咗一段奇怪嘅對話
The dog is soooo cute!
Yeah he is.
Where are his balls?
Ah?
His balls?
Um...
Does he have balls?
Er.... He must had them at some stage...
So where are they now?
Um...er....I don't know.
Why?
What do u mean why?
Why don't u give him his balls?
..Cuz ..I can't?
What do u mean u can't?
Well, it is complicated...
Do u have balls?
of ...course I do.
Then give him yours!
Wtf?
He need the balls!
I need mine too!
Come on! U need to give him his balls back!
How?!
What do u mean how? If he had the balls before, u need to give it back to him.
Um... I think it's a bit too late...
What do u mean by that? Did u throw away his balls?
Well..not me, but I'm pretty sure someone throw that away long times ago.
Why?
Cuz..I don't see why someone want to keep them?
U r so mean!
What?
He need to play with his balls!
Er....
Can u give him yours to play with?
NO!
Why!?
What do u mean why?
U should let him play with your balls!
Er....I don't think that's a good idea..
Why!? Dog love balls!
Well, not my balls!
U r sooo mean..
Um...well...
Come on! give me your balls!
NOOOOOOO~~~~
最後我帶住隻狗落荒而逃.
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The dog is soooo cute! Yeah he is.Where are his balls? Ah? His balls? Um... Does he have balls? Er.... He must had them at some stage... So where are they now?Um...er....I don't know.Why? What do u mean why?Why don't u give him his balls?..Cuz ..I can't?What do u mean u can't?Well, it is complicated...Do u have balls?of ...course I do.Then give him yours!Wtf?He need the balls!I need mine too!Come on! U need to give him his balls back! How?!What do u mean how? If he had the balls before, u need to give it back to him.Um... I think it's a bit too late... What do u mean by that? Did u throw away his balls?Well..not me, but I'm pretty sure someone throw that away long times ago.Why?Cuz..I don't see why someone want to keep them?U r so mean! What?He need to play with his balls! Er....Can u give him yours to play with?NO!Why!?What do u mean why?U should let him play with your balls!Er....I don't think that's a good idea..
Why!? Dog love balls!Well, not my balls!U r sooo mean..Um...well...Come on! give me your balls!NOOOOOOO~~~~最後我帶住隻狗落荒而逃.
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啲連鼠連貓真係精粹嚟好明顯
話你無9用
應該攞兩粒蛋去喂狗
唔係就要
GIVE ME YOUR BALLS!!!
話你無9用
應該攞兩粒蛋去喂狗
唔係就要
GIVE ME YOUR BALLS!!!
係喎
好明顯
你諗多咗.
泰妹呢排都忙到仆街, 可能幾日先見到佢一次, say個hi佢就趕返工
你諗多咗.
泰妹呢排都忙到仆街, 可能幾日先見到佢一次, say個hi佢就趕返工
淨係say個hi 然後就做
野
就係因爲忙
無時間同你慢慢耍太極
單刀直入
直接問你要蛋蛋
無時間同你慢慢耍太極
單刀直入
直接問你要蛋蛋