一人一個目前為止你覺得最好笑嘅笑話

我淨係見到offensive咋喎
joke係邊？

俾女人咬到之後turn 好似喪屍咁

第二張都搞笑 give head係口交咁解

Mom: man use their penis to think
Dad: come and blow my mind

今日有個五十歲風韻猶存既媽媽級女人聊我玩母女丼
雖然五十歲
但好有女人味
話說我響公園捉緊小精靈
個女人扭下扭下行過黎
拍埋我耳邊問：有無玩過母女丼
答：無呀………(已經硬曬)
佢：咁你今日有福啦
我點點頭跟住佢返屋企門口
佢：媽，我返黎啦

哇屌
諗起都扯晒

有一天，有位記者去動物園採訪企鵝，問企鵝每天都在做什麼？

第一隻企鵝說：「吃飯，幹活，打東東。」

採訪第二隻也說：「吃飯，幹活，打東東。」

此時記者看到旁邊有一隻企鵝哭得很傷心，問說：「你一定是東東吧？」












企鵝又哭得更傷心了說：「我是活。」

呢個唔錯不過寫得唔好

Manchester United

呢個好撚好笑

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again.

樓主嗰個笑話未諗到，有冇巴打解釋下

唔敢講

係咪一見英文就會起碼有一個彈出嚟話好笑

好人唔會有好女仔鐘意 因為佢太好人

屌你老母 大圈仔