一人一個目前為止你覺得最好笑嘅笑話

有一日 有個靚女唔見左三樣嘢 個靚女同啲人講邊個幫佢搵返一樣嘢就比佢屌3下

如是者，第一日有個未讀過書既農民工幫佢搵返一樣嘢
咁個農民工1下兩下3下咁好快屌完

第二日，有個數學老師幫佢搵到第二樣嘢 咁個數學老師又走去屌個靚女 但今次個數學老師係0.1 0.2 0.3⋯⋯咁樣數 咁就總共屌左個靚女30下

到左第三日，個靚女唔見既最後一樣嘢終於有人搵到返黎領賞 但今次黎既係一個士兵 於是乎士兵又開始屌佢
但士兵既數法係12！12！12！

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl, in exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.

睇咗好耐，終於明。。。

死肥絲

負評嘅係咩智商？

算啦
明咗都唔會覺好笑



因為





A0

有天農夫看到一架飛碟,外星人出現了,外星人就跟農夫比[↑](手指往上)農夫跟外星人比［↓］（手指往下）

外星人跟農夫比［３］（三根手指）農夫跟外星人比［５０］（一隻手比５，一隻手握拳）外星人跟農夫比［７］（手擺成槍的樣子）農夫跟外星人比捏手指［比出數錢的樣子］外星人嚇的趕緊跑回spaceship裡了！農夫覺得很奇怪，回家告訴他的老婆說：［我今天遇到一個很奇怪的人耶，
他跟我說蔬菜是從天上掉下來的，我回他說是地上長的，

又問我３斤多少，我說５０，又問我７斤多少，

我就回答說錢先拿來再說。］那個人就走掉了。

外星人很緊張的跟他的同胞說：［我今天遇到一個很可怕的人耶！

我跟他說我是從天上來的，他說他是從地下來冒出來的，

跟他說我殺了３個人，他跟我說他殺了５０個！

我就說我是用槍殺的，他居然回我說他是用捏死的！］

咁只可以講你地一邊話條友唔識英文之餘
自己又好少留意外國熱潮 好多人睇到呢段會諗到過去早排好興既外國鬼故

我很難受想哭

紅你老母

So, 6 black guys on a ride in deserted, they found a magic lamp,
Rubbed it then the genie came out
Genie : Everyone, u have one wish, what do u want !?

First guy : I love a white girl but her father doesn't allow me to marry her cause I'm black, turn me white
"The Genie did"

Second dude told the Genie his story and his wish to be white and the genie did

Third Guy want a certain job but refused because his skin, the genie turned him white

The Genie noticed the last guy laughing hard, he asked him why, the guy told him to continue with other guys

Fourth and fifth same wish and The Genie turned them white

The last guy still laughing hard
The Genie asked him :" what's going on with u ? "
The guy told him :" just fulfill my wish "
The genie :" What is it !? "
The guy Shouted :
" Turn em all Black !!! "

唔係英文深 係笑點唔同同意味分別而已

唔明點解現代仲有咁多人，會吹奏古代的「金字塔」建築技術和「木乃伊」技術好勁
https://lihkg.com/thread/597863/page/1?ref=ios
- 分享自 LIHKG 討論區

White power呀
喺呢個時代講white power會被左膠屌白人至上/種族歧視
所以咪唔講得囉

We like our beer the way we like our violence - domestic

小品，睇你鍾唔鍾意

笑出聲

not a joke
for the people who argue
in this thread

俾X咬完就會變成X 呢個更加係玩到爛啦
點都relatable過鬼故啦
咁都get唔到依家仲想串返人少留意外國熱潮

另外明明一路都強調唔係笑緊人哋唔識英文
只係話佢get唔到仲屈返個笑話難get
你就係都要屈鳩我地話佢唔識英文
你份人都幾濕鳩架喎
係要屈鳩人先安落
屈完個笑話屈鳩我地

大家年紀都唔細

因為法國打仗出名鍾意投降 所以喺白旗