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露璐人馬相愛了 2018-03-19 22:27:11

我當時個心沉一沉, 心諗你條HiHi仲想捉勁我?
我靈機一觸, 即刻伸手帶番一邊耳機扮作若無其事咁, 就響過唔夠1/10秒, 我極速將舊香口膠放番落口度
跟住我就好大方咁擘大隻手比職員睇, 個職員睇到冇野, 就話: 唔該晒, 唔好意思, 先生.
我話: 唔緊要.
跟住個職員想走, 但個男仔又係度叫住佢: 響個口度!

屌你老母我笑撚到仆街

波波先生 2018-03-19 22:28:16

有一個人跑進圖書館大叫:「我要一個漢堡!」
圖書館管理員小聲對他說:「這裡是圖書館呦！」

於是他很小聲對圖書館管理員說:「我要一個漢堡」(很小聲…)

港系乂膠平 2018-03-19 23:21:20

唉

唔好意思差2毫子 2018-03-19 23:32:20

最正係有啲人話唔好笑
無啦啦又有人衝出黎話人地唔識外國文化所以覺得唔好笑

港系乂膠平 2018-03-19 23:57:28

咁87呢？

三色豆 2018-03-20 00:11:23

好撚好笑呀屌你老味.jpg

你條女勞資糾紛 2018-03-20 00:53:41

Thanks you

快樂山埃 2018-03-20 01:10:52

When I was young my father said to me:

"Knowledge is Power....Francis Bacon"

I understood it as "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon".

For more than a decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and what was the surreal linkage between the two? If I said the quote to someone, "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon" they nodded knowingly. Or someone might say, "Knowledge is power" and I'd finish the quote "France is Bacon" and they wouldn't look at me like I'd said something very odd but thoughtfully agree. I did ask a teacher what did "Knowledge is power, France is bacon" mean and got a full 10 minute explanation of the Knowledge is power bit but nothing on "France is bacon". When I prompted further explanation by saying "France is Bacon?" in a questioning tone I just got a "yes". at 12 I didn't have the confidence to press it further. I just accepted it as something I'd never understand.

It wasn't until years later I saw it written down that the penny dropped.

白種黑鬼 2018-03-20 01:12:41

法國二戰笑話
因為法國自吹自擂馬其諾防線幾威
結果德軍用咗三個禮拜就令法國舉白旗投降
之後啲人就笑法國國旗係全白色
你可以search France surrender joke

白種黑鬼 2018-03-20 01:14:23

Nein nein nein nein nein
https://youtu.be/xoMgnJDXd3k

手榴彈 2018-03-20 01:14:58

依法治國
一國兩制

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