一人一個目前為止你覺得最好笑嘅笑話

第二個係咪nine nine nine nine nine?
第三個唔明

第三個佢祖父失血過多，不斷講佢係B+血型

咁你估到你叻囉 頒個獎俾你好冇
你唔笑又好威喎 頒多個獎俾你又好冇

呢個最高質

唔係最好笑 純粹記起

碧咸同朗拿度嚟到香港 為咗唔想比人認出
所以佢地返到酒店就決定喬裝

結果碧咸搞到自己成個阿叔咁
落到大堂 佢求其搵咗個阿婆
問佢：「阿婆你知唔知我係邊個啊？」
阿婆就話：「你咪碧咸囉」

碧咸以為自己扮得太屎 結果今次上返房
打扮成一個前突後翹既金髮索女
今次落到大堂 佢同樣問返個阿婆知唔知佢係邊個
點知個阿婆又話：「你咪係碧咸囉」

結果碧咸拎咗一千蚊出嚟 問個阿婆究竟點解會認到佢
個阿婆好快就拎咗張錢 細細聲係碧咸耳邊講


















「我係朗拿度啊！」

原來係咁，諗起911笑話

It's not funny.My uncle died in 911 terrorist attack.I still remember his last word


الله أكبر

哈哈





















給我一杯忘情水

肥絲

lm

Wtf

完全唔明白

利物浦 最好笑

lm

睇到最尾我笑撚左 點解咁多負皮

A student playing with his teacher's intelligence
asked thus:
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put
it in there. I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put
it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take out
the elephant and put it in there
TEACHER: Ooh... ok!
STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party with one animal missing, which animal would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course because it would eat all
the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it's the donkey because it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and you want to cross, how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a ladder to
cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.