一人一個目前為止你覺得最好笑嘅笑話

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依啲醫生病人圖好好笑

仆街 成個畫面出曬黎

Mickey Mouse is sitting at a bar crying his eyes out.

"Don't take it so hard" says the bartender. "So your wife is acting a little silly. So what? It's no big deal."

Mickey looks up angrily.

"I didn't say she was acting silly, I said she was FUCKING GOOFY!"

Head&shoulder 唔係洗頭水嚟嘅咩

give左 head
點 give shoulder

爬左三個鐘

終於睇哂

我

從前有個人叫小明,佢爺爺去左朋友屋企,之後落大雨。

於是寫左說話比佢朋友 (下雨天留客天留我不留)

於是朋友比左把雨傘佢走,第二日佢爺爺就病死左

上緊宗教堂...
老師:「於是上帝用洪水冲走哂世上所有生物...」
小明舉手:「老師，咁啲魚呢？」

非原創 係高登睇到

問: 係澳牛落單叫沙嗲牛麵如何不失霸氣？
答: 對住金毛仔，企起身，啪住自己大脾，唱
啪，啪，啪，啪
You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better not pout
I'm telling you why
沙嗲牛肉 is coming to town

笑到噴飯

A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms. "Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin. "My baby!" screams the mother. "Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse. However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window. "What are you doing?!" yells the mother. "April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"

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