點算?老細誤會左我英文好好

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2022-05-04 19:24:49
由細到大英文都好撚柒屎

話說呢幾個月食正肺炎可以online interview
心諗fatfat啦 可以一邊開cam一邊跟稿讀
最後都如願以償 好快有offer

入去簽約個陣老細竟然問我英文點解咁流利
我心諗: 唔撚係掛?流利?由細到大英文都未合格過喎?
開頭我仲好開心啦,屌比人讚喎

點撚知入到去 間公司日鳩日都要同啲鬼佬開會
我次撚次都成個grad din毒撚咁坐係度
成個賓賓咁yes yes yes
完全唔知佢地up wt

直到今日 老闆捉撚左我入房
原本以為佢會屌柒我或者炒左我架啦
屌!點知佢同我講 叫我唔好咁緊張
知我英文其實好撚掂
仲叫我過兩日開會露兩手
比個c位我主持大局

我依家真係呆撚左
過兩日就要開會

請問各位巴打有乜方法
兩日內將一個英文拎2既人變5**
2022-05-04 19:26:53
就係咁囉
2022-05-04 19:27:27
背稿
2022-05-04 19:27:52
sick leave la
2022-05-04 19:28:53
利伸啱啱打grad din都要上網查
2022-05-04 19:29:39
事但啦我都試過
2022-05-04 19:29:48
幾好笑 9/10
2022-05-04 19:31:12
真人真事
2022-05-04 19:31:16
I go to school by bus
2022-05-04 19:31:39
係咪含左?
2022-05-04 19:32:14
I agree with you
2022-05-04 19:32:38
Me by foot
2022-05-04 19:33:30
這裡是中國,請說中文,操你媽逼死洋鬼子
2022-05-04 19:33:38
老細示意圖
2022-05-04 19:34:03
Sick leave
2022-05-04 19:34:14
Um…so next page
2022-05-04 19:35:12
咁似老母以為個仔入左kongu藥劑果篇
2022-05-04 19:35:57
So….then?…..good good good……what the next?….
2022-05-04 19:36:01
I go to school by bus
2022-05-04 19:36:27
well, what do you think, XXX?
I agree with you.
2022-05-04 19:36:56
同老細講
They are all talking about shit
That‘s why i didn't say anything
2022-05-04 19:37:17
So in this page ,um we can see um , and than next page
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