我依生睇到女人祼體嘅次數應該比同女人講野嘅次數更多。
當我仲係細路嗰陣會覺得寵物困係屋企好悶，淨係成日係屋企食同訓。到我大個左冇再咁諗。
㩒完電話個home button之後唔記得要做乜 係現代版啲 行完入房唔知做乜。
人生頭十八年係lite，之後就要課金。
盲人會唔會怕黑？
去睇牙醫之前刷牙就好似臨入試場溫書咁。
哈利波特身邊嘅巫師有能力做咁多野個係冇能力等佢唔洗戴眼鏡。
We humans are so egoistic, we only care about our present selves, so we screw over our future selves and hate our past selves.
When you buy a bigger bathtub you have more bath room but less bathroom.
Spiders are the only web developers who are happy when they find bugs.
Based on people's assumptions about my sexuality when I beat them in a video game - homosexuals must be gifted at online games.
Imagine if we reacted to the deaths of scientists, mathematicians and inventors, like we do for movie stars and musicians.
We can probably get rid of any species on earth just by telling the Chinese that eating it will give you an erection.
鄧不利多同麥教授都戴眼鏡
可能因為魔法世界冇方法醫到近視/遠視
啲魔法好撚神奇咁可以令人變成動物、生鰓同埋變成第個人等等，但係就連少少短視/遠視都醫唔到
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