如果你去打劫銀行，無論成功與否，你未來十年嘅生活都無休。
當我打"etc."其實唔係因為有太多例子。
大部分嘅清潔用品廣告都提醒左我最可以保持家居清潔嘅方法係唔好生仔。
廁所板凍好得人驚，但係暖仲恐怖。
坐落暖廁所板係間接同上一手個屎忽發生碰撞。
If an illegal immigrant fights a child molester, would it be called Alien vs Predator?!
If you step on people's feet, they will open their mouth, just like rubbish bins.
Most people are buried in suits and stuff so a zombie apocalypse would be a formal event.
If I was told I have 6 months left to live, I would approach it as any other deadline and probably just be lazy until the last month.
