人馬兒時係啜人嘅乳頭定係馬嘅乳頭？

惡夢係我個腦入面產生，但係點解我會唔知啲plot twist然後嚇親？


點解女人唔俾得人睇底褲但係又可以著bikini見人？


點解女人激嬲我係我錯？


點解我已經二十歲但係㩒"我已年滿十八歲"會覺得有罪惡感？


Man嘅眾數係men，woman嘅眾數係women，咁點解human眾數係humans？


點解無論我幾鍾意份禮物，道謝都好似覺得自己句thank you好撚假？


點解每當我行入啲鋪頭又冇買野，出返門口，硬係覺得店主或者石q覺得我偷左野？


點解當我返梗工，我會諗到好多好想做嘅活動，但係放假就乜柒都諗唔返，然後係屋企虛渡光陰？


點解係童話入面啲kiss個死左嘅人嘅男仔會受人矚目，俾人當偶像，但係現實佢地慘到仆街都冇人埋？


每當有人向我傾訴，我都會講"我眀，我明啊"，但係其實我唔明。反之亦然。


每當我想諗起一個好重要嘅hashtag嘅時候，已經遲左。



以下唔識譯


If Cinderella's shoe fit perfect, it would've never fallen off.


When you take your cup out of the cup holder, you become the cup holder.


Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.


Shower: every naked person I see turns me on.

咁我想問人馬系咪人獸交產生既野？

南韓嘅家長係小朋友跩嘅時候，會唔會威脅佢地話掟佢地去北韓？


我地唔記得野嗰陣點解會記得自己唔記得左野？


如果你唔同條友結婚就唔算係婚前性行為


點解女人"月經" 唔可以係冇血出嗰排？


係個腦入面同自己講野係正常，咁點解出到聲同自己講野係痴線？


當攝影科技發展得更好嘅時候，UFO好似少左黎探訪地球。


當Toy Story入面有隻公仔死左，啲小朋友係唔會知。然後其他公仔就要望住班細路撚死左嗰隻公仔條屍。


It is a deep irony that there are millions of lonely people in the world.


The voice in your head can scream, whisper and speak normally, but it's always at the same volume.


You have to be odd to be number one.

你up乜鳩

咁我想問人馬系咪人獸交產生既野？

系，你老母

你up乜鳩

我冇野做係reddit抄過黎咋 可能譯得柒

如果灰姑娘對玻璃鞋係fit szie, 咁點解佢會行行下甩左隻鞋

如果灰姑娘對玻璃鞋係fit szie, 咁點解佢會行行下甩左隻鞋

根本條八婆就想釣金龜又扮到唔小心甩鞋咁

If Cinderella's shoes fit perfectly, it would never have fallen off
依句個潛台詞係咪話緊佢係臭雞?

If Cinderella's shoes fit perfectly, it would never have fallen off
依句個潛台詞係咪話緊佢係臭雞?

我覺得係

我依生睇到女人祼體嘅次數應該比同女人講野嘅次數更多。


當我仲係細路嗰陣會覺得寵物困係屋企好悶，淨係成日係屋企食同訓。到我大個左冇再咁諗。


㩒完電話個home button之後唔記得要做乜 係現代版啲 行完入房唔知做乜。


人生頭十八年係lite，之後就要課金。


盲人會唔會怕黑？


去睇牙醫之前刷牙就好似臨入試場溫書咁。


哈利波特身邊嘅巫師有能力做咁多野個係冇能力等佢唔洗戴眼鏡。


We humans are so egoistic, we only care about our present selves, so we screw over our future selves and hate our past selves.


When you buy a bigger bathtub you have more bath room but less bathroom.


Spiders are the only web developers who are happy when they find bugs.


Based on people's assumptions about my sexuality when I beat them in a video game - homosexuals must be gifted at online games.

Imagine if we reacted to the deaths of scientists, mathematicians and inventors, like we do for movie stars and musicians.


We can probably get rid of any species on earth just by telling the Chinese that eating it will give you an erection.

我依生睇到女人祼體嘅次數應該比同女人講野嘅次數更多。


當我仲係細路嗰陣會覺得寵物困係屋企好悶，淨係成日係屋企食同訓。到我大個左冇再咁諗。


㩒完電話個home button之後唔記得要做乜 係現代版啲 行完入房唔知做乜。


人生頭十八年係lite，之後就要課金。


盲人會唔會怕黑？


去睇牙醫之前刷牙就好似臨入試場溫書咁。


哈利波特身邊嘅巫師有能力做咁多野個係冇能力等佢唔洗戴眼鏡。


We humans are so egoistic, we only care about our present selves, so we screw over our future selves and hate our past selves.


When you buy a bigger bathtub you have more bath room but less bathroom.


Spiders are the only web developers who are happy when they find bugs.


Based on people's assumptions about my sexuality when I beat them in a video game - homosexuals must be gifted at online games.

Imagine if we reacted to the deaths of scientists, mathematicians and inventors, like we do for movie stars and musicians.


We can probably get rid of any species on earth just by telling the Chinese that eating it will give you an erection.

鄧不利多同麥教授都戴眼鏡
可能因為魔法世界冇方法醫到近視/遠視

We can probably get rid of any species on earth just by telling the Chinese that eating it will give you an erection. 

只要同支那人講食某種生物可以壯陽，咁應該可以令到個種生物絕種

依個一睇到即刻upvote左

正皮先

點解當我返梗工，我會諗到好多好想做嘅活動，但係放假就乜柒都諗唔返，然後係屋企虛渡光陰？

Same here

Showerthough

咁我想問人馬系咪人獸交產生既野？

系你老母

Showerthough

知唔知仲有冇其他分頁有依類野？

正皮先

點解當我返梗工，我會諗到好多好想做嘅活動，但係放假就乜柒都諗唔返，然後係屋企虛渡光陰？

Same here

啊

Your age is just the number of laps you've done around a giant fireball in the centre of the solar system.


Why is sleeping considered lazy while going to bed early isn't?


I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.


I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.


Is Google a boy or a girl?
Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish your sentence.

如果灰姑娘對玻璃鞋係fit szie, 咁點解佢會行行下甩左隻鞋

根本條八婆就想釣金龜又扮到唔小心甩鞋咁

我細個聽個版本係踩到膠水定唔知咩癡住左




我比較想知點解過左十二點隻鞋無消失

幾好睇