陳詠謙屌鳩deliveroo admin係threads抽佢水

現時冇，舊時有

平時ikea都係咁抽開水啦

而家勁咗咪串囉

串鳩返佢叫Deliveroo等到真係寧願自己做飯，都好過認真撚上身

勁乜鳩
而家啲詞咪仲係一鳩樣亂鳩堆砌

條撩樣咁多年都冇進步，都係咁小朋友

佢前妻都再結婚仲大埋肚，好心佢就成熟啲啦

真 自己寫得做歌詞 但係又話“灑鹽巴”
睇到我一頭煙

咁老實講佢填果D歌係真係幾紅同埋洗腦既

BTW篇

On9 仔 回應得好d 話自己今日唔煮飯 deliveroo 係唔係免費送餐比佢 大方得黎隨時R到個廣告撈下

不過條友都似係以為自己有少少天份 串串共果隻款多

陳詠謙反應be like:

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

仲勁過鄧局長嘅四個從而

同同連登白卡躺平L一樣無限滑坡

睇啲歌名都覺得hea

ikea係自己個page到賣廣告抽水 佢係直頭去人地到抽
已經兩個層次 撩鳩人唔係抽水咁簡單Deliveroo真係無腦

佢係咪on9，咁嬲即係代表自己都認為句歌詞有問題？

其實自己寫嘅詞能夠街知巷聞都係成就嚟，使唔使咁玻璃心

Sls

笑撚死，用你句歌次喎咁都叫抽水
你調轉諗會唔會覺得人地係你fans條友垃圾覺得自己寫垃圾咪覺得人地串佢

崩口人忌崩口碗

香港重有幾多填詞人
林夕都退左，兩個徒弟都幾好，不過產量少
黃偉文就重填緊，不過都只係一時時，唔知點解聽落硬係差啲唔知咩咁
佢徒弟陳詠謙就算吧啦，依家又小氣
沐木臣就…只想講盲婚啞嫁唔知想點

識玩一定係即刻搵food panda同佢落廣告
點知佢咁小氣 宜家係人都知
認真撚上身

條撚樣小氣到

咁撚小氣

佢估啫
冇事冇事

Oscar幾好