周星馳啲對白究竟點譯做英文？

一鄉二里共三夫子 不識四書五經六義
A for apple and B for boy.
C for cat and D for dog.

竟敢教七八九子 十分大膽
E for egg and G for girl.

十室九貧 湊得八兩七錢六分五毫四厘
Doe, a deer, a female deer.
Ray, a drop of golden sun.

尚且三心二意 一等下流
Me, a name I call myself.
Far, a long, long way to run.

畫圖裡 龍不吟虎不嘯 小小書僮可笑可笑
In pictures, the dragons and tigers won't roar.

棋盤裡 車無輪馬無韁 叫聲將軍提防提防
In chess, the horses and the generals can't fight.

鶯鶯燕燕 翠翠紅紅 處處融融洽洽
An A, a B, a C, and a D.

雨雨風風 花花葉葉 年年暮暮朝朝
An E, an F, a G, and an H.

十口心思 思君思國思社稷
See, a jerk standing over there.

八目尚賞 賞花賞月賞秋香
Here, a bastard is sitting before me.

我上等威風 顯現一身虎膽
I am a hero on the battle field.

你下流賤格 露出半個龜頭
You are a chicken in bed instead.

i go to school by bus

冚家鏟泥齊種樹
Let's plant the trees together.

汝家池塘多鮫魚
For the grave of your father.

魚肥果熟嫲撚飯
My grandmother has prepared supper.

你老母兮親下廚
My godfather has slept with your grandmother.

你呀!檸檬頭、蝠鼠眼、秤勾鼻、八字眉、葵扇耳、Hur Dur嘴、老羌牙、燈芯頸、鴛鴦膊、長短手、高矮腳、雞胸、狗肚、飯桶腰。我係你我死咗佢啦！
You have a rat face, eagle nose, elephant ears, yellow teeth, pig legs, big mouth, cow waist, and chicken chest. If I were you, I would have committed suicide.

你叻到忟，除褲瞓，周身籮袖印，就抵你插住碌棍囉！
You took off your pants before sleep. The marks of ass are all over your body.

Lee Hark Yong ar Hacken Lee

呢個譯漏咗好多個，應該驚觀眾跟唔切，索性唔譯

索尼罪大滔天，搞到百姓怨聲載道
Sony is guilty, he makes our people angry

凌空飛起嗰挺鉸剪腳，一夾夾爆你個頭啊！
I'll fly over and kick you with legs like scissors and kick your brain out.

問ai咪得囉

https://youtu.be/x-vFe9xll8w
日文都好霸氣

反而想知鬼佬睇到呢D 譯文會笑得出咩

呢幾段明顯放棄咗

Let's fight, let's make pissed beef balls together, stupid
爭咩呀，溝埋一齊做瀨尿牛丸啊笨

爭咩啊？溝埋做瀨尿牛丸呀笨！
Shit, mix the pissing shrimp and beef balls.

同我地睇西片一樣，有啲地道gag的確笑唔出

而家有你Fi-Hi，都仲駛Hi-Fi？
I’ve got you. It’s the same.

譯完變咗唔係笑位

做人如果冇夢想，同條鹹魚有咩分別呀？
Without dreams, we're no different than anchovies.

呢個佢地應該都get到？又有意思又有押韻

I fuck the girl in the night, the next day have a baby , it is so fast
果晚我眕完佢第日就話有左，邊有咁快

呢個好高汁

小喇叭，朱茜你係咪想玩嘢啊你呀？
Damn you, Chussy. You want to play tricks?

Chussy