高錕:光纖好似可以傳到信號喎,等我研究下,同問下啲大學有無類似嘅研究先

連登仔:咪癲啦,你果條咁嘅垃圾傳到信號?低能嘅都知個世界得電話線先可以啦

老豆老母:阿仔你啲玻璃纖維好阻定,今朝我幫你執房果陣丟晒喇。好心你就好似陳太個仔咁正正經經搵返份工,咪成日做埋啲無出息嘅野啦,做研究邊搵到錢架,你咁幾時可以結婚買樓聚老婆先

政府:而家啲電話線咪好足夠囉,又運作得好地地,而家打電話同人傾計都好快架啦,要再快啲做咩。呢個研究我哋一定唔批撥款架喇,你地記住完成埋上次批咗撥款果個點樣用電話線促進大灣區發展個研究先呀,咪以後都唔再批畀你地。
