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你老母唔做聽慰安婦公廁雞真係曬曬

比卡超個春袋就快掂到地下 但入邊冇睪丸

好想抱起比卡超老婆瘋狂抽插射白汁

不愧是國際孤兒！
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笑傲江湖
英文係咩

屎片博士

次序好前/後，英文點講？

認真睇會發覺好撚好笑

The almighty dragon

夏蟲不可語冰
（想知好耐）

我好撚急尿&我好撚急屎

緣份

中出即飛

無責任中出

你個人都好唔客氣個「客氣」點譯？

都好過Google Translate 既
中間有11個I'm sorry係點黎？

I don't give a damn about your family's trashy and stupid seventh generation old mother's smelly and dirty venereal disease cold feeling, both Yin and Yang sides are not giving a damn, big and small pigs stewed glutinous rice, double fan cover face, long and short legs, brain Yang wilting, stupid seventh week head inflammation, Yin lice around jumping, white hole smelly dripping worms, into the ancestor eighteen generations of eating shit, picking up a skin, Zhou Youyou white idiot, I despise your mother's seventh generation of the same kind of trash dog shit on the formula, no use to call numbers, seventh head dead, the whole family slaves you a smelly street, as soon as you see it, you want to vomit, the big breakfast of the day before yesterday, came out to harm people, so the seventh one came out to offer the world, a piece of seven, so onj how many have heart, but no use, despise your mother's cheese hamburger seventh head skin, despise your mother's old bean, bury an old one, despise your sister's umbrella in the rain, despise your sister's passing train, despise your grandfather's funny mouth, despise your mother's Thai Lama, despise your sister's seven collapse, despise your brother's better than slop, despise your sputum to stop coughing, despise your son's sputum to twist the account, despise your mouth, brushing teeth without using mouthwash, despise your mother's street to trap family property and eat shit to collect skin, despise your. The seven chickens eat the Pennsylvania like this, despise your mother's street like this. Blowing a swelling? You are born to give me a despise seventh marriage, street trapping family property.

Despise your tenth generation, despise your mother's street trapping family property, despise your ancestor's eighteen generations of street trapping family property, your mother's venereal disease, your old bean's turtle head cancer, seventh skin collection, master skin collection, stupid mother every day to compare people despise is because you this kind of stupid, too sad to do chicken and street to prove your covenant brother's ancestor eighteen generations of sin, born you a street child, ninety-nine percent of no sputum I top your lung insert your stomach press your belly pool mechanism to despise your ancestor eighteen generations of no spring chicken seven generations of spring chicken seven head West shit! Despise your mother cut off your family, your mother's wife is better than me, rape ten times eight times, cut off the son and grandson, you are just a mongrel, I despise your mother, your mother must use shit to feed you the dead idiot, you this kind of scum, you don't want to despise, you can't, your smelly goods mother and wild dog dog give birth to you this street child, waste firewood despise your ancestor eighteen generations of love, AIDS, fatherless, no education, no knowing what is right and wrong, will self-destruct, despise your mother's street to trap family property, despise your ancestor eighteen generations of love, seven generations of spring chicken seven head West shit! Despise your mother, your whole family, your mother's wife is better than me, rape ten times eight times, cut off the son and grandson, you are just a mongrel, I despise your mother, your mother must use shit to feed you the dead idiot, you this kind of scum, you don't want to despise, you can't, your smelly goods mother and wild dog dog give birth to you this street child, waste firewood despise your ancestor eighteen generations of love, AIDS, fatherless, no education, no knowing what is right and wrong, will self-destruct, despise your mother's street to trap family property, despise your ancestor eighteen generations of love, seven generations of spring chicken seven head West shit! Despise your mother, your whole family, your mother's wife is better than me, rape ten times eight times, cut off the son and grandson, you are just a mongrel, I despise your mother, your mother must use shit to feed you the dead idiot, you this kind of scum, you don't want to despise, you can't, your smelly goods mother and wild dog dog give birth to you this street child, waste firewood despise your ancestor eighteen generations of love, AIDS, fatherless, no education, no knowing what is right and wrong, will self-destruct, despise your mother's street to trap family property, despise your ancestor eighteen generations of love, seven generations of spring chicken seven head West shit! Despise your mother, your old bean's sexual organs must have problems, give birth to your kind of despise, no guest week, no worms, dead gay, I despise seven you can't stand it, I like to despise seven you ancestor eighteen generations of love bag, you blowing seven pieces of my account!

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寄蜉蝣於天地
渺滄海之一粟

倫
博士倫

一鄉二里共三夫子，不識四書五經六義，竟敢教七八九子，十分大膽
十室九貧，湊得八兩七錢六分五毫四厘，尚且三心兩意一等下流

鶯鶯燕燕翠翠紅紅處處融融洽洽
雨雨風風花花葉葉年年暮暮朝朝

他的寬袖一揮，萬籟
　　就醒了過來。自西湖的中央
　　一隻水禽飛入了濕曉，
　　然後向弦上的漣漪下降。
　　月下，銀暈在鮫人的淚中流轉，
　　白露在桂花上凝聚無聲，
　　香氣細細從睡蓮的嫩蕊
　　溢出，在發光的湖面變冷。
　　涼露輕輕地敲響了水月，
　　聲音隨南風穿過窗櫺
　　直入殿閣。一陣蕩漾
　　過後，湖面又恢復了平靜。
　　他左手抑揚，右手徘徊，
　　輕撥著天河兩岸的星輝。
　　然後抑按藏摧，雙手
　　游隼般俯衝滑翔翻飛。
　　角征紛紛奪弦而起，鏗然
　　躍入了霜天﹔後面的宮商
　　像一隻隻鼓翼追飛的鷂子
　　急擊著霜風衝入空曠。
　　十指在急縱疾躍，如脫兔
　　如驚鷗，如鴻雁在大漠陡降﹔
　　把西風從竹林捲起，把木葉
　　搖落云煙盡斂的大江。
　　十指在翻飛疾走，把驟雨
　　潑落窗格和浮萍，颯颯
　　如變幻的劍花在起落回舞，
　　彈出一瓣又一瓣的朝霞。
　　雪晴，山靜，冰川無聲。
　　在崑崙之巔，金色的太陽
　　擊落紫色的水晶。紅寶石裡
　　珍珠如星云在靜旋發光。
　　然後是五指倏地急頓……
　　水晶和融冰鏗然相撞間，
　　大雪山的銀光驀然在高空
　　凝定。而天河也靜止如劍。
　　廣漠之上，月光流過了
　　云漢，寂寂的宮闕和飛簷
　　在月下聽仙音遠去，越過
　　初寒的琉璃瓦馳入九天。

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