一人n個令女女怦然心動嘅搭訕開場白
死撚得啦
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問成班毒撚點溝女
拎扎花 然後問佢 受唔受溝呀
其實呢招幾好
下
你係咪ive仔
Asso仔
Do you wanna have threesome? With my mom
https://youtu.be/tG4sKioLAxw
人地唔出聲都溝到女
學野喇
女女會選擇10億冇 肌肉的瘦仔
定係
得10萬積蓄的大隻仔🤔
十億又唔係即刻俾你
靚仔大隻18cm就話即刻享用啫
冇人講you seem like fun
直接走過去問how much
"我銀行有10億"
精子銀行？
上網見外國好多pick up lines
Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
I bet you play soccer, because you're a keeper.
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
集思廣益 我想令女神咭一聲咁甜笑出嚟
好老土
Lee d pick up line 用英文講可能都仲叫好d
但係一轉做中文講出去就會變得好噁心
但係一轉做中文講出去就會變得好噁心
自己上YouTube聽ricklo錄音啦
Are you school?
Because I wanna shoot kids inside you
然後女神扣你口德分
人帥性高潮，人醜性騷擾。
次次睇都起撚晒雞皮香港女仔識鬼英文咩
hi! i am rich!
屌好撚老土呀樓主
我阿爺都唔用呢啲啦咩年代呀
柒到唔敢睇
一諗到樓主引用個堆野,響現實聽到有人講我就...
立即諗起呢篇野:
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1455879282.A.66E.html
這書能毀滅一個民族
我要保護女神可愛嘅嬌軀
睇到打晒冷震
拉開褲鏈show30cm出黎
利申9up
利申9up
乜撚野荷包蛋
乜撚野荷包蛋
笑到仆街