小三英文功課..

覺得幾有趣.. 請各位獻技

Mouse: somebody call the Muslim

老鼠安偷食

己家啲小學生學啲嘢咁深

The mouse thought : Hahahahaha! I can eat all the food! Then I can eat Jesus to get unlimited life! After that I can rule the mouse world and eat all the humans' food! Hahahahahahahaha!
(choke to death)

The mouse thought to herself, Jesus must die, because all priests would lose their jobs in the future.

老鼠心諗:吱吱吱吱吱...吱吱...吱

唔好講內容
佢間學校果4個house個名，我到中學先識

No more hiding. No more suffering

黃色嘅猶大

小三功課我竟然有一個字唔識解，雖然估到意思，係我英文太廢定個功課太難

the mouse thought to "herself"

mouse: are you assuming my gender???

what the fuck is crucifixion

係，就係唔識解呢個字，岩岩睇下連個4個house都唔識解

嘩diu，小學仲要分house
Mouse: If Judas did not betray Jesus, then Jesus would not be crucified. If Jesus did not crucify, you are not able to wear the Holy Cross. Hey, you will be unemployed, don’t you be worried?

猶大出賣耶穌係神既安排!!!
利申: 校友

The mouse thought to herself...
allah akbar! Then she set a bomb off and killed everyone.

He shares his flesh & blood with everyone but I can even touch those food on the table...

The mouse thought to herself... 關我撚事？

我連果4個house解咩都唔撚知
利申：英文廢渣

遲d小學三年級都要學微積分了