好心d港女唔好扮ABC扮英文好啦

有位港女同事成日強調自己之前係英國讀過幾年書
有好多鬼佬朋友
平時開會/吹水又用勁多英文單詞
最柒係發唔到個s音
description變decription
複雜d嘅字又讀錯晒
integration變immigration
發音唔掂就算啦 連email d grammar都錯漏百出
I have updated xxx變I was updated xxx
小弟自己英文都唔好 但至少唔會自以為是係到扮撚晒野
點樣叫d港女唔好再扮英文好

Well ,ok fine

你個港女同事肥婆黎?

Oh my god
次次聽到都想兜巴車埋去

My power is powerful

even even even
firm 左未

扮個啲7頭真係好易睇男女都係
最柒係發現你英文好會唔敢再係你面前講英文

係

可能佢未發現有人勁過佢

個牛好dry啊
好dirty囉
有咩gift啊
個channel好靚
食sushi囉好無
我屌

唔係好唔好笑 係燥呀
Common mistakes not a problem but do not act like you’re good at it

btw吾你老母

見到橙字就估到

print左份contract未呀
一陣個meeting我未ready份PowerPoint

巴打都識佢?

Me fight you you fight me

仲有進化版既OH~MY~GOSH~

係呀屌
冇r嘅字都俾佢讀到有r音

i know Thai hand

pardon 囉, next time speak 番廣東話好冇

It’s ok 我forgive你

吾撚明有咩咁好笑

呢d very common mistakes 係人都有啦

Grammar police

唔係好唔好笑 係燥呀
Common mistakes not a problem but do not act like you’re good at it

btw吾你老母

Making common mistakes is not a problem but do not act like you're good at it