"Any fucking chance, anyone want to shoot? You're 18-yards away from goal and you keep fucking passing it. Shoot! You won't ever score a goal if you don't shoot. Finish!" Should be music to United fans’ ears!
Jose Mourinho has exclusively spoken to Sky Sports News, confirming he will return to football management.
He said: "Man Utd has a future without me and I have a future without United. Why should I be sharing more now? Even with the supporters, any of my feelings. It’s over. That’s the way I’ve always been.
"I’ve been critical of managers that speak about details about what’s happened and who is to blame. That’s not me. I just want to finish like it happened yesterday and I’d like to say it’s game over. I just hope you media respect this way for me to be.
"Until I get back to football I think I have my right to live my life like I do now. That’s what I want to do. Manchester United is past."