有冇人信地球係平 而唔係圓

地球是平的

on9 地球係正方形的

我信呀 信係咩形都得 但事實係球體

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我有證據地球係平 屌
I have proof that the Earth is flat. Fuck it!
我要講幾多次你先明
How many times do I have to repeat for you to understand?
地球係平 地球係平
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat
地球係球體 嘅機會係零
The chance of Earth being a sphere is zero
地球係平 地球係平
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat
點解個地球 唔叫做地平？
Why don't we call Earth 'flat-Earth'?

你班仆街唔該用下你啲常識
All of you idiots please use some common sense
所有科學家都要撼頭埋個牆壁
All scientists should bang their heads against a wall
如果地球係圓點解我哋唔識飛
If the Earth is flat why can't we fly?
一野跳去澳洲我就唔洗搭飛機
All we have to do is jump to Australia without riding a plane.

地球唔係平，亦唔係圓，而係地球形。
唔信？你去望吓座山。乜平面同球體可以多一嚿400米突出嚟嘅嘢咩？

水星 金星 火星 天王星 海王星 木星 土星 冥王星
Mercury Venus Mars Uranus Neptune Jupiter Saturn Pluto
名入面都有個星 除左地球唔係叫做地星
All of them are called 'stars' [in Chinese], only Earth is not called a 'star'
明明係平 屌你點解叫佢地球？
It's clearly flat. Why would you fucking say it's round?
美國航天局既陰謀流過地溝油
The NASA conspiracy is thicker than gutter oil

我話你知係薯仔形

地球是近平的

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乜形都好，咪又係翻閪工

點解係平，唔係凹，唔係凸？
地平說其實都係洗緊腦

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