同鬼佬開會想開大英文點講

咁 world is your oyster 即係

咁一詞多意嘅

excuse me. , may i go to washroom?

Ok guys - let’s take a bio break and we’ll reconvene in five-ten minutes.

I go to all poop

take a dump

Eat my shit

my number 2 is coming out

I go to all c

I want O VV

i want big shit

屙屎呀！ 大學生喎

i need to ult, wonbo combo ok?

bio

Holy Shit

呢個鬼佬又真係明wo

I am gonna R

I want to go BIG!

邊種開大

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如果想用搞笑、天馬行空嘅方式表達「想去廁所痾屎」，又要符合香港人嘅幽默感，可以試下以下幾句，用英文講出嚟會又搞笑又有趣：

"Excuse me, I need to visit the porcelain throne for some deep thinking."
（唔好意思，我要去瓷器寶座度諗下人生。）

"Sorry, nature is calling, and I can't decline the invitation."
（唔好意思，大自然打電話嚟，我唔可以唔接。）

"I need a quick business meeting with Mr. Toilet."
（我要同廁所先生開個快速嘅商務會議。）

"I need to drop off some kids at the pool."
（我要送啲小朋友去游泳池。）

"Sorry, I need to do some paperwork in the restroom."
（唔好意思，我要去洗手間處理啲文件工作。）

"Excuse me, my stomach is hosting a fire drill, and I need to evacuate."
（唔好意思，我個肚搞緊火警演習，我要即刻疏散。）

"I need to release the dark forces from within."
（我要釋放體內嘅黑暗力量。）

"Please excuse me, I must attend to a matter of utmost urgency in the restroom."
（唔該借借，我要去廁所處理一件非常緊急嘅事。）

"I need to pay a visit to the poop factory."
（我要去探訪痾屎工廠。）

"Excuse me, I need to unload some cargo."
（唔好意思，我要去卸下啲貨物。）

呢啲講法搞笑之餘，又唔會太過直接，仲帶啲香港式幽默，同外國人講一定好得！

go no 2

笑撚左

go through the toilet

May I be excused?


I wanna fuckin pee