歷史上最接近神嘅男人：羅禮士真相 (Chuck Norris Facts)

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
羅禮士出生後就開車把他媽媽從醫院載回家。


Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
羅禮士從不讀書。他都是狠狠瞪著書本，直到書本供出他想要的資訊。


Chuck Norris can speak braille.
羅禮士可以用點字交談。


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
羅禮士的日曆在 3/31 之後就是 4/2。沒有人愚弄羅禮士。


The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
羅禮士出的唯一一次錯：他認為自己犯錯了。


Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn’t kill women.
羅禮士不殺女人，所以 Kenny G 有權利活著。


In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.
羅禮士的遺囑特別註明：他死的話自己會埋葬自己。










Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
羅禮士可以用腳綁鞋帶。


Chuck Norris' doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
羅禮士不戴手錶，因為他決定時間是幾點。


Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number; you answer the wrong phone.
羅禮士不會打錯電話。是你接錯電話。


Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
羅禮士房間有張灰熊做的地毯。那頭熊還沒死，只是不敢動。


When children go to bed, they take a teddy bear with them. When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he takes a grizzly bear with him.
當小孩子上床睡覺都是抱泰迪熊。當羅禮士睡覺，他抱的是灰熊。


Chuck Norris owns a custom belt sander with three settings: Low, High, and Shave.
羅禮士有一台訂製的砂帶研磨機，上面設定是：弱→強→刮鬍。


When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
羅禮士走進室內時，他不會開燈，而是令黑暗消失。


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
當羅禮士面對鏡子時，鏡子就會破碎。
因為玻璃沒有蠢到被羅禮士和羅禮士夾在中間。


In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
在普通的客廳裏平均會有 1242 件羅禮士可拿來殺死你的物品，包括客廳本身。


Chuck Norris always makes the shower head cry.
羅禮士經常讓水龍頭哭泣。


After a shower, Chuck Norris dosen't need a towel, he just tells the water to get the hell off!
洗澡後，羅禮士不需要浴巾，他只是叫水份離開。










Chuck Norris can tie cherry stems with his ear.
羅禮士可以用耳朵把櫻桃打結。


Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
羅禮士去Burger King點了一個Big Mac，然後拿到手。


Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
羅禮士會讓洋蔥流眼淚。

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我唔知點解會睇哂 但我睇緊乜9

坐左幾耐？

睇親都笑

好撚耐之前
Chuck norris do push up.
He doesnt push himself up
He push the earth down.

樓主00後？

小朋友依家先識？

你應該仲細

Big boss?

Chuck Norris has a stunt double. For crying scenes.
羅禮士曾用過兩次替身：在要哭的場景。

Chuck Norris was denied auditioning for "Mission Impossible", for obvious reasons.
電影「不可能的任務」拒絕羅禮士去試鏡，原因很明顯。

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
「24 小時反恐任務」本來是要找羅禮士來演的，但後來不得不換角：因為他在 12 分 37 秒時就全數殲滅恐怖份子。

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
當初詹姆斯克麥隆本來是要找羅禮士演魔鬼終結者，但發現那樣會變成真實紀錄片，只好改找阿諾。

Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies...... As The Force.
羅禮士在六部「星際大戰」電影中都有演出......他飾演「原力」。

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he’s not acting.
羅禮士從未因演技而拿到奧斯卡獎：因為他並不是在演戲。

The phrase ‘dead ringer’ refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
「死亡鈴聲」的語源是：看電影時坐在羅禮士後面的人沒把手機鈴聲關掉。

但死係李小龍腳下

據說李小龍踢中羅禮士後不久就過身了，羅禮士認同他是和自己對戰過的人當中最強的一位。

同日本牛郎 Roland 一鳩樣

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