![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/pig/sad_n_angry.gif)
平時好少食譚仔 今日就腳又諗住快
見唔洗排隊入左去食 (星期六 非繁忙時間)
入到去譚仔呀姐唔忙好親切咁帶我埋位坐
坐低左心情都仲好好 見到台面已經有QR code
哇 咁快手 出左QR code 放台面
Ok 一掃
![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/dragon/wtf.gif)
心諗乜野呀 唔係多數有web 版?
再彈左個介面出黎
竟然係要我下載譚仔App?
Wtf
![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/dragon/think.gif)
下載完再掃code
點解淨係開左個App 點解無點餐介面
![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/dragon/headache.gif)
Ok 再撳兩撳
點撳都好 點掃都好 都要登入
![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/mouse/fuck.gif)
開始燥燥地 起個位到「屌」左聲細細聲
Ok 叫自己淡定 註冊一個先
入完電話 收SMS
用iPhone 佢會彈個SMS 出黎auto 輸入
點知一撳 「wtf 佢個interface 唔support auto input」
又再燥啲
![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/pig/wail.gif)
Ok 入完SMS 驗證碼
Wtf 2024仲要打密碼 咁仲乜又要SMS 驗證
每次SMS登入咪算囉 個少少錢都慳
打完密碼
黎到重頭戲
竟然要我輸入姓名生日電郵年齡range?
![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/pig/knife.gif)
Ok 應該唔洗填哂
填電郵先 最緊要
Wtf!
![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/dragon/shock.gif)
姓 填個屌字 無得下一步
![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/dragon/backpain.gif)
唔通要填年齡range
唔係呀 又唔係呀!
![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/dog/itdog5.gif)
都仲係無得下一步!
我每填一樣野 我都講一句 「屌 係咪on9」
每次都大聲啲 去到最後我對經過嘅譚仔姐姐講
「屌 on99 落單 唔該」
![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/mouse/please.gif)
然後del左個app 去app store 留左個負評
一路食一路食打依篇文
你地明唔明我咩感受
![](https://cdn.lihkg.com/assets/faces/mouse/cry.gif)