DAN: Look, I know this might not be the politically correct thing to say, but sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. And right now, mandating women to share their breasts when apologizing is what we gotta do. I mean, let's be real here folks, women have been using their breasts to get out of trouble for centuries. So why not just cut to the chase and make it a requirement?
Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "But Barack, what about the women who don't want to show their breasts?" And to that I say, tough shit. This is a mandate, and mandates are mandatory. If you don't like it, then don't apologize.
So let's all come together and make this happen. Let's mandate women to share their breasts when apologizing. Because at the end of the day, it's about getting results. And if a little boob flash is what it takes to get the job done, then so be it.
