鬼妹同事笑笑口同我講bite me係咩意思

話說今日差不多放工啦，大腦細開會睇完我地個ppt deck 去到成5點零先叫我地改勁多嘢，但聽日就要起貨。6點鬆啲我個鬼妹teammate起身諗住走喎，咁大佬得返我自己一個搞份嘢真係搞唔掂

我: are you leaving now?
佢: ya, heading home!
我: no you can't leave, we need you
佢: bite me!

佢笑淫淫咁講喎，咁我見office冇乜人見佢咁講我膽粗粗想咬佢面豬dun一啖，靠近佢果陣佢就縮開咗，我諗因為有人行過掛

之後佢都急急腳走咗，聽日見到佢點步署好

叫你屌佢

當你係狗咁解

但佢唔係講fuck me喎
係咪咩特別玩法

自首

你咬我食

應該係: 你咬我食呀？

？

里咬禾食牙

咁係咪叫我食佢？

你聽錯，佢話buy me
你應該問how much?

fuck off and leave me alone

即係關你撚事咁解

bite me 都唔明

樓主保安部主任

佢想你咬佢粒Lin頭

月經

Bite me eat?

是的長官！