咁我就Whatsapp問佢「喂呀x好耐無見啦,搵人出黎聚一聚?」
佢就回我「是」再加個
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我問佢「我記得你好鍾意食大排檔,不如食以前成日去個間大排檔好唔好?」
佢再答「是
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我問「七點半先到先攞位啦好嗎?」
佢又答「是
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好啦去到食飯當日啦我就遲左少少到,我入到大排檔見佢已經坐低左。
「喂唔好意思,岩岩肚痛黎遲左。」「是
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「咁我照舊話事叫咩啦」「是
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「椒鹽豬排,叫多個鹵水拼盤好唔好?」「是
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「叫多支藍妹一齊飲好唔好?」「是
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叫完野食我已經聽到好炆!但都算,當佢上連登上壞腦,見有d急尿我順便去廁所冷靜下。出到黎,哇我屌你老母!成檯都係啤酒,足足有三十幾支藍妹,仲要係藍妹,遠距離仲見到個啤酒妹叫d南亞佬拎緊兩箱過黎,我走埋去問個啤酒妹點解叫咁多,佢話我朋友話要。我屌!原來佢乜都答「是
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我無奈返到埋位好嬲,唔明點解自己識著個智障朋友,火遮眼大聲拍檯屌佢
「你係咪痴撚左線?淨係識答是」「是
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我見狀衝過去捉住佢心口問佢「而家開始即刻唔准講是」「是
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然後我激到靈魂都飛出黎,一把一把車落去塊面度,逐把問佢「是呀拿是呀拿!?」打到佢喊哂口,打到佢鼻水眼淚都流埋,已經係連豬個樣繼續同我講「是
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「係咪呢條柒頭做既」
「是
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然後姑娘而家就問我「係咪想出院?」
是
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