一人一句型到震嘅對白

有錢使得鬼推磨 佢係鬼黎架嘛
我叫佢跪係度同我含都仲得呀

我的名字叫吉良吉影，33歲。住在杜王町東北部的別墅區一帶，未婚。我在龜友連鎖店服務。每天都要加班到晚上8點才能回家。我不抽煙，酒僅止於淺嚐。晚上11點睡，每天要睡足8個小時。睡前，我一定喝一杯溫牛奶，然後做20分鐘的柔軟操，上了床，馬上熟睡。一覺到天亮，決不把疲勞和壓力留到第二天。醫生都說我很正常。

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段坤我攞梗，耶穌都留佢唔住，我話既！

Before what, Bruce? Kill me? You won’t kill me. I’m your best friend. Besides, who’s gonna give you a reach-around? Anyway, you need me. You need me to help you undo this world you created by letting her die. Poor Lois. How she suffered so! I often wonder how many alternate timelines do you destroy the world because… frankly, you don’t have the cojones to die yourself. Hmm? So, as usual, I’ll be the bigger man.

A truce, Bruce. As long as you have this card, a truce. But all you have to do is tear it in half and I’m happy to discuss with you in any way you like, why you sent the Boy Wonder to do a man’s job?

https://youtu.be/Jc-TZRZEXWE

如果我有多張船飛

你地已經俾我一個人包圍

我頂你個肺我食！我緊係食呢d啲牌，哎呀字花我頂你個肺！孖一！千祈唔好係東啊頂你個肺哎呀～～～～

だか断る

Mother fucker x2046

你大佬有個張樺，你學埋你大佬啲嘢？

Assemble

曹笑話 張劍圍 賈興奮
三大柒頭

（車手）八千轉兩米車，要衝嘅時候就去到盡

電視史上最有霸氣嘅角色 可惜都係衰收尾

真係唔識㗎喎

邊有學校唔比人食煙

There will be a train

財經台全人不願面對嘅事實

我東星耀揚一子錯滿盤皆落索