開年飯食到咁上下,咁我拿部手機出來開牛牛睇下盤前,好衰唔衰俾世伯見到..
世伯:咦,你有玩美股架?呢輪應該賺好多啦
我:都幾好啦,舊年年初開始玩既,回報唔錯架
世伯:果然叻仔,我呢d上左年紀,只識玩港股,今年都好彩,都賺唔少,我囡果然好眼光,揀左個識玩美股既男仔(我女友聽到即刻攬實我
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女友:係呀,佢玩美股好叻,我地儲落d首期都係想將佢滾大#cn
呢個時候,女友大哥又走埋來(佢在某間外資投行做炒枱
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倉list 有gme,sndl,acb,amc仲搭左幾隻大野tsla,nio....
佢大佬睇完面色即刻一沉,話...
大佬:你唔係學人玩wsb股呀嘛?睇你個倉又gme又amc仲有堆大麻?!...
我:umm.. 係呀,跟人玩少少
大佬:咁你走哂貨未?好玩唔玩學人玩妖股?你知唔知我地做投行最憎人玩呢d?用打擊華爾街去包裝掩飾自己既貪婪...
我:...
大佬:睇死你都係果堆sh... To the moon
..32857! 搞錯,我細妹嫁俾你呢d人,我地好唔放心!
之後成餐飯,無哂氣氛,無人出聲,女友黑哂面...
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