一杯coffee 睇清班豬朋狗友

TB獵人 2020-03-01 21:11:14

this morning, 同班uni friend went to a coffee shop (not starbucks, no worries)
發生左件令我難以置信ge 事，7 到無眼睇!!!!!!!!!!!!!
講下background, me and my friends are both studying actuarial science（精算，it's a sophisticated subject）,但唔同uni，咁無堂上咪成班future actuary出尼meet up for some fun
跟住去coffee shop 叫野飲
我就叫左杯 Americano
跟住有個讀hku既好大聲咁講：鮮奶咖啡
屌佢老母即刻想彈開扮唔識，去coffee shop get some drinks and fun 竟然會用中文叫野飲，唔撚係呀
仲要成班friend 得佢一個讀hku 以為佢d spoken English is quite superior
So sad, 公屋仔果然公屋仔，讀上hku都係做文盲
條叫撚屌早前仲要笑我入唔到hku，正一50步笑100步
最7係沖咖啡果個之後係咁同佢d同事細聲講大聲笑，擺撚明笑7我地
以此為鑑，以後咪撚同文盲一齊去coffe shop
between，港大精算nothing special!

向大腸出發 2020-03-01 21:13:07

假膠post

多佛郎明哥 2020-03-01 21:13:59

想吞精嗎？

TB獵人 2020-03-01 21:17:54

fake your mom

TB獵人 2020-03-01 21:18:04

乜撚

毒步天下 2020-03-01 21:20:18

香港緊係用廣東話啦

TB獵人 2020-03-01 21:21:33

every coffee shop is a western concept

哈你怒也 2020-03-01 21:21:47

Jm9

TB獵人 2020-03-01 21:23:44

discuss?

多佛郎明哥 2020-03-01 21:28:31

含撚

含我個碌
俾我抽插你屎忽
灌啲精入肛門

TB獵人 2020-03-01 21:31:46

ching in 5 into TB?

多佛郎明哥 2020-03-01 21:36:55

唔知你噏乜嘢
我哋咬大棍啦

聽海觀濤 2020-03-01 21:39:09

絲打？

TB獵人 2020-03-01 21:42:04

I mean are you interested in TB?

TB獵人 2020-03-01 21:42:23

no I am bro

多佛郎明哥 2020-03-01 21:45:48

Oh shit bye

多佛郎明哥 2020-03-01 21:46:03

Oh man

柴熊 2020-03-01 22:37:02

Wow, I go to school by bus

円舞 2020-03-01 23:21:49

滴滴仔咖啡