我喺商場同仔仔玩，佢仲係個小朋友。我嗰仔同一個細路女玩得好開心，我就喺旁邊一路歎冷氣一路食華御結。
佢哋好似一對情侶咁，玩得好開心好癲。
我係個大隻佬，好多人都話我樣嚇人。
反正我嗰仔玩緊，我食完嘢之後起身，決定要搵出呢個細路女嘅父母係邊個。
我搵到，原來佢媽媽幾靚。
我行過去話：「喂，我哋嘅細路一齊玩緊，我可以唔可以拎你嘅電話，咁我哋可以安排個play date?」
佢望我一眼，話：「吓，我結咗婚囉喎。」
跟著我就話：「我都結咗婚。。。但你睇我哋嘅小朋友玩得咁開心，我太太一定係好想見到你。或者你可以俾個電話我，我太太同你安排個play date? 」
就喺嗰陣，佢老公行過嚟，佢同佢老公講：「呢個男人喺度要我電話，仲話想date 我。我都講咗我結咗婚喇。」
嗰刻佢老公嗰樣好嬲，推咗我一下同我講：「想搞我老婆？」
我諗算喇，唔值得。跟住我同佢老公道歉，之後靜靜雞坐低，等我嗰仔玩完。
總結一句：我嗰仔同一個細路女玩緊，我試吓攞細路女家長嘅電話，想安排個play date。但佢以為我想date佢。
我想同女家長安排小朋友play date，但佢誤會我想date佢。
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1drbdpz/tifu_by_asking_a_milf_for_her_number/?rdt=40736
TIFU: By asking a MILF for her number
So I was at the mall with my son, whose a toddler. Anyway my son was playing really well with this little girl.
Like they where two peas in a pod playing together, just having a blast.
I'm a big dude, Lotta people say I look scary type look.
Anyway my son is playing, I'm eatting my lunch and I decide I need to figure out who this girls parents are.
I figure it out, she's apparently a hot mom.
So I walk up and go "Hey our kids are playing together, maybe I can get your number and we can setup a play date" she looks at me and goes "um, married" I was thinking that's nice, my son wants to play with your daughter so I said
"Me too, my wife would love to meet you, our kids are playing well together, do you wanna set up a play date"
At that point her husband walls up and she goes "this guy is asking for my number after I told I'm married"
At this point I'm thinking fuck it, not worth it. I apologize and sit down and wait for my son to finish playing.
Tl
r son was playing with a little girl, tried to get the girls parents info so we could setup a play date. Her mom thought I was trying to pick her up.
TIFU: By asking a MILF for her number
So I was at the mall with my son, whose a toddler. Anyway my son was playing really well with this little girl.
Like they where two peas in a pod playing together, just having a blast.
I'm a big dude, Lotta people say I look scary type look.
Anyway my son is playing, I'm eatting my lunch and I decide I need to figure out who this girls parents are.
I figure it out, she's apparently a hot mom.
So I walk up and go "Hey our kids are playing together, maybe I can get your number and we can setup a play date" she looks at me and goes "um, married" I was thinking that's nice, my son wants to play with your daughter so I said
"Me too, my wife would love to meet you, our kids are playing well together, do you wanna set up a play date"
At that point her husband walls up and she goes "this guy is asking for my number after I told I'm married"
At this point I'm thinking fuck it, not worth it. I apologize and sit down and wait for my son to finish playing.
Tl
r son was playing with a little girl, tried to get the girls parents info so we could setup a play date. Her mom thought I was trying to pick her up.